Don’t Think So Somehow
by Significant Productions
Igor & The Gentleman Thief
About this podcast
For reasons nobody fully understands, Alistair Green and Rachel Stubbings have decided to start recording their weekly conversations, shining an unnecessary light on a friendship that is questionable at best. No growth, no life lessons, no meaningful takeaways - just aimless and often quite toxic chat from two grown adults who should know better. It’s pathetic, really.
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Episodes
- Igor & The Gentleman Thief · 46 minWelcome to Rachel and Al’s House Of Correction. Make yourself comfortable but do avoid the Ducking Stool. They’ve both popped out to do some cat-burgling so don’t ask questions…
- Horny Dog · 48 minWith stress levels high and cortisol through the roof, Al ruminates on clever people names while Rachel details her very own Hell Week. Events balance out with a sober curry…
- Love Wears A Blindfold · 47 minWhile Al’s ears get a thorough deep clean, Rachel exposes the horrifying world of the longevity vampire. By way of light relief, the two engage in some Love Is Blind roleplay…
- I’m An Absolute Disgrace · 49 minIf a haircut goes unnoticed, did it ever happen? Meanwhile stress levels are at maximum (the suspect’s description matching that of Whatsapp groups), Rachel finds out if the…
- Death Certificate · 41 minAlistair remembers to press record while Rachel pitches a film that's so disturbing even she isn't surprised it didn't get made. If you want to email us it's…
- Sky Marshall · 37 minRachel talks about her recent holiday (really bleak, got attacked by ants and it rained) and Al describes his career as a Sky Marshall (like Air Marshall but better apparently?)…
- Volatile Valerie and The Gamboling Lamb · 39 minAl engages in/avoids small talk with a local shopkeeper while Rachel swerves dry-cleaning pickup. Later the pair accelerate a quandary involving overly nice neighbours, and Al is…
- What’s The Time Mr Jackalope? · 45 minRachel discusses problems with her arse (again) and how she can’t tell the time, while Al goes to the post office and turns into a stoat called Mr Jackalope. If you want to…
- The Man With No Name · 50 minRachel reports a crime that never actually happened, while Al recalls an audition he failed for a part where the character didn’t even have a name. Another episode of failure and…
- The Horseback Warrior · 38 minAl tells Rachel about the time he went to see a past life regression therapist, and Rachel expresses some not unreasonable skepticism about whether in one of those past lives Al…
- Life’s A Lottery · 35 minAl tells Rachel about another one of his ridiculous and petty life rules, and the pair discuss how they would fare in the aftermath of a nuclear war. (Not great, shockingly). If…
- Brief Encounter · 36 minAl talks about the time JLo definitely tried to get off with him (was in the same room as him and she didn’t look or speak to him) and Rachel introduces a new feature to the show…
- Apocalypse Now · 32 minRachel describes her perfectly normal hobby of wrapping bones of dead animals in gold leaf, while Al details his time spent at war (unclear which war or even which century this…
- Piggy · 40 minRachel mocks Alistair’s potentially life threatening illness (got bit by a mosquito) and explains why he wouldn’t be the character he thinks he’d be in Lord of the Flies. If you…
- Tractor Man - The Movie · 50 minAlistair explains why Rachel is lucky to have their friendship. Then Al describes all his ridiculous feature film ideas that bafflingly no Hollywood studio has picked up yet. If…
- Coming soon... Don't Think So Somehow · 2 minAlistair Green and Rachel Stubbings attempt to explain what their podcast - Don't Think So Somehow - is about. All being well, new weekly episodes will be out on Tuesdays from…







