About this podcast
Got the Morgs? You need a laugh. And we need answers about Morgellons Disease.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 432 episodes
- SUNY Morgellons Research · 15 minCrystal’s baaack, stranger than you even remembered. She shares the results of her SUNY open records request made many months ago. She also reads a listener letter. He got it in…
- Discouraged by Morgellons · 10 minThe etymology of “discourage” is de-hearted — courage taken away. Four ways to get it back, why platforms aren’t witness, and an original closing song. Crystal Clear proves again…
- The Terror of Morgellons, Tamed. · 11 min · Season 19 Episode 20Crystal provides the recipe for living with the terror of morgellons. She didn’t make this recipe up, she pulled it from God’s cook book and scrambles up the cortisol omelette…
- Morgellons Malpractice · 18 min · Season 19 Episode 20A listener returns to the show and pulls a fiber out of a factory-sealed package. Science pulls a “consistent with” out of its ass. Only one of those folks is being honest. Also…
- Morgellons Stages Clues · 26 min · Season 19 Episode 8A guy walks into a hardware store with vinegar, borax, copper mesh, a propane torch, and tweezers. If you have Morgellons, you know exactly what he’s building — and exactly why…
- Culture Bound Syndrome: Morgellons · 7 min · Season 19 Episode 7Krystal rips to shreds a case study that was published in a peer review journal that a listener shared with her in the comment section. Morgie‘s out there if you have heard…
- Moving Hair and Other Technical Difficulties · 32 min · Season 19 Episode 6Crystal investigates an anomaly in Google search data that predicted neural interface technology disclosures by two years. What We Cover: • Georgia Tech’s peer-reviewed hair…
- Joros: Putting the Spy in Spider · 22 min · Season 19 Episode 5Crystal’s backyard has been invaded and she has questions. This week on More Morgellons: the Joro spider, the silkworm computer, the cockroach with the Xbox controller, and what…
- Before Mary's Morgellons: Elliot's Disease, the Lice Empire, and the Oklahoma Springtail Study · 29 min · Season 19 Episode 4The pre-Morgellons era, audited. Crystal traces Elliot’s Disease from a 1999 message board post to a 2004 entomology paper that should’ve been retracted — and the cast of…
- Billionaires, BCI, Biosensors: Borgellons · 30 min · Season 19 Episode 3Crystal Clear opens the episode by contributing a brand-new condition to the diagnostic literature: Delusional Debunking Disorder, or DDD. The case study is Mick West, who has…
- HR 8197: 3 Bins, 1 Bill, 0 Oversight · 24 min · Season 19 Episode 2Tim Burchett introduced HR 8197 on April 6, 2026 — a bill to terminate AARO, repeal its authorizing statute, and permanently ban any future centralized authority over…
- Mick West: /\/\oRGEII0NS is NOT Delusional · 18 min · Season 19 Episode 1In Imminent (2024), former AATIP director Luis Elizondo describes anomalous implants recovered from military and intelligence personnel after UAP encounters as identical to…
- Mo Ji Long Si · 29 min · Season 18 Episode 20Crystal Clear opens with a callback to a 2023 caller who corrected her pronunciation — and uses it to launch into the question nobody can answer: how do you actually say…
- China and DARPA Sittin’ in a Tree: K-I-L-L-I-N-G · 14 minCrystal Clear connects the dots between DARPA’s neural interface program and China’s brain research initiative and arrives at a theory that’s structurally identical to the COVID…
- The Old Testament on Easter · 8 min · Season 18Crystal takes a break from investigating to read the old testament on Easter because she’s “dogmatically irreverent.” She shares her current, favorite figures from the Hebrew…
- Morgellons: One Body Two Wings 一体两翼 · 37 min · Season 18 Episode 18Crystal Clear wraps Season 18 with the most comprehensive episode in the show’s history, connecting the CDC Morgellons study to parallel Chinese and American brain-computer…
- The Triple Filter: Five Data Pulls and a Disappearing Audience · 19 min · Season 18 Episode 17Crystal Clear opens with testimony from Elsa Johnson, a Stanford junior and Editor-in-Chief of the Stanford Review, who describes being targeted by a suspected Chinese Ministry…
- Advocate Audit: The Charles E. Holman Foundation · 30 min · Season 18 Episode 16The episode opens with Crystal packing up her home (again), discovering a notebook of million-dollar business ideas — including a riding dog, self-moving furniture, and a whale…
- Fan Mail from the United Front Work Department: Hello Harbin · 39 min · Season 18 Episode 15CC gets a love letter at 3am from a lady named Jenny Chan who runs a nonprofit called Pacific Atrocities Education out of San Francisco. Jenny used an AI bot to write a fan email…
- Mick West and Luis Elizondo: NOTHING TO SEE HERE · 19 minLuis Elizondo, former director of the Pentagon’s Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP, 2008-2012), sat down with Mick West — who spent those exact same years…
- The Loneliest Community on Earth · 15 min · Season 18 Episode 13In this episode, Crystal gets distracted from the investigation to nerd out about a dead Italian neuroscientist whose name she cannot pronounce, explains why your brain is…
- Before the MRF: Prof Fu Wei-Nong and the Shanghai Cases · 48 min · Season 18 Episode 12Crystal is taking you all the way back. Before the foundation, before the name, before the RadioShack microscope origin story that never made sense anyway. Back to May 2001 — a…
- Debunking the Debunker: Mick West, Morgellons Watch, and Twenty Years of Unanswered Questions · 15 min · Season 18 Episode 9Mick West co-founded Neversoft Entertainment, programmed Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, retired from Activision in 2003, and then did something nobody has ever forensically examined: he…
- Targeted Americans and the Most Anomalous Health Incident of all: /\/\orge||0ns · 15 min · Season 18 Episode 9Well folks, 60 Minutes just confirmed that a classified U.S. intelligence mission recovered an actual directed-energy weapon — concealable, portable, silent, programmable…
- The MRF Ghosts of Coast to Coast · 29 minOn today's show: A Correction: cat hair was found in diabetes drugs, not vaccines. Novo Nordisk’s $16.5 billion acquisition Catalent — FDA contamination at the Indiana facility…
- /\/\0Rge||0nS on Undark · 13 min · Season 18 Episode 5In this episode, Crystal Clear responds to the most recent major English-language feature article on Morgellons disease — “For a Rare Disorder, Is Language Complicating Care?”…
- Why Portland? Or Kudos to Keller · 15 min · Season 18 Episode 6Morgellons disease has been searched more in Portland, Oregon than any other city on Earth for 22 consecutive years according to Google Trends data from 2004 to present. Portland…
- Morgellons.org and the Disappearing Database · 15 min · Season 18 Episode 6Both morgellons.org and morgellons.com were registered March 14, 2002. The registrant was not Mary Leitao or her husband Edward Leitao (an internist who died suddenly two years…
- Morgellons: The Cure is Justice · 16 min · Season 18 Episode 4Crystal interviews a Doctor named Alistair Snide about why "self-diagnosed" is not a real methodological objection but rather a rhetorical one when it comes to researching this…
- Critical Mass of Coincidences · 38 min · Season 18 Episode 3Crystal is back with bible quotes, an opening statement, a closing statement, and a jury duty summons for her listeners, especially those 0.2% who do not have Morgellons disease…
- Why Not More Wymore? · 39 min · Season 18 Episode 3Crystal digs up a 20-year-old message board post. It's from OSU's Professor Randy Wymore. Randy was director of Research at the original MRF and, later, a key figure in the…
- World's Worst Case of Folie A Deux · 20 min · Season 18 Episode 2Crystal and her long-time, less funny (but beloved) co-host, Tomfitomftomftomftom prove just how not shared their "delusions" are on the way to dinner.
- Morgellons Medical Exile · 25 min · Season 18 Episode 1Crystal kicks off a new season by pissing off the Lyme community, again.
- Kalasinsky, Lewin-Smith, Mullick: The Gatekeepers · 19 min · Season 17 Episode 20The same DOD team that called Silica a weaponization signature in anthrax found silica in civilian patients and called it dirt. Crystal says, "So here are the names, and here are…
- Armed Forces Institute of Pathology & the CDC · 19 min · Season 17 Episode 19Crystal asks, how does a whole team fail upward so successfully? When you take six years to investigate a simple question, and then the answer is either wrong or "unexplained,"…
- The Unexplained Dermopathy · 15 min · Season 17 Episode 19Crystal bring you Act 4 of the history and mystery of the permanently, purposely unexplained dermatopathy: THE STUDY. This is part one, stay tuned for the next episode. For some…
- OSU: Where The Specimens Went to Die · 19 min · Season 17 Episode 19Crystal keeps investigating the mystery and history of Morgellons. "It just gets shadier and shadier ya'll." -CC https://youtube.com/shorts/seLhZLbslSc…
- Architecting an Investigation: the Harvey-Darrah Morgellons Connection · 37 min · Season 17 Episode 16Crystal continues her deep dive investigation into how this whole fucking mess called Morgellons got started back in the early days of the Morgellons Research Foundation.
- Morgellons History Part II: William T Harvey · 13 min · Season 17 Episode 17Crystal publishes Part II of her expose of the mystery history of morgellons disease.
- The Morgellons Research Foundation · 23 min · Season 17 Episode 16Crystal lays out the first of several episodes in a series she is calling: The Mystery History of Morgellons. Hint: none of it adds up or makes any fucking sense…
- Black Specks, Schwarze Punkte and 5G in Greenland · 14 min · Season 17 Episode 15Crystal has a hallucination about a data tornado that flings her and toto into the Arctic heart of Greenland during their late 2025 5G upgrade/morgellons outbreak. But first…
- The Lorentz Force: 5G Morgellons Hair · 15 min · Season 17 Episode 13Crystal crashes a podcast hosted by robots. Naturally, they recognize her superior cyborg charisma and cede the floor. Hilarity ensues (amidst horror).
- Morgellons Gaslighting Class Action Suit · 15 min · Season 17 Episode 13Crystal is building a class action suit for anyone with Morgellons Disease (or any contested illness) who has been discriminated against and defrauded by gaslighting AI…
- BTMPS: Doped with Morgellons · 14 min · Season 17 Episode 12Crystal joins the Board of Peace on a billion dollar loan she got from a North Korean dictator’s petty cash box. That is how she affords to fly in to Washington on a private jet…
- More Morgellons: A Mortifying Retrospective · 27 min · Season 17 Episode 11Crystal decided that it has been far too long since she embarrassed herself (and her unsuspecting cohost) with a good compilation of the show's most ridiculous skits from the…
- Morgellons Cannot Kill You · 5 minCrystal reminds everyone that Morgellons cannot kill you, or maybe she’s just trying to remember herself.
- Winter or War? · 5 min · Season 17 Episode 9Crystal brings you first report on Fern. Join the conversation on Reddit on the sub Reddit Morgs with crystal clear. morgswithcrystalclear
- The Secret to Surviving Morgellons · 4 min · Season 17 Episode 8Crystal has a message from the artist formerly known as god for the listeners out there struggling to survive and to see thru the brain fog, the institutional fog and the fog of…
- Morgellons: The Bell Tolls for Thee · 15 min · Season 17 Episode 7While some may cite Sir Thomas Browne as an important historical figure in the understanding of Morgellons, Crystal claims there are other 400 year old dead dudes whose writings…
- Morgellons: A Generation Z Story · 38 min · Season 17 Episode 6Crystal follows up with the rest of her interview with a young man from CA whose entire family has been forever changed by MD (their stories can be found in the episodes linked…
