Not Well
by Bobby, Jim & Friends
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About this podcast
Bobby and Jim have been doing this for seven years and they're only getting worse. Gay life, American dysfunction, travel chaos, unhinged takes on the news, and conversations that start at foreskin philosophy and end at the collapse of civilization. May cause uncontrolled laughter, sarcasm, and existential dread. You've been warned.
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- There Is No Left Field for Gays · 52 min · Episode 305Send us Fan Mail Bobby and Jim are back, better lit and somehow less well. This week starts exactly where any respectable podcast should: Penny the dog is on hormones, hot tubs…
- I'm from Ohio. Works every time. · 52 min · Episode 304Send us Fan Mail Bobby and Jim reconvene after five weeks off air with a full backlog of grievances. This episode covers: a TSA bag-policy standoff that ends in an Uber round…
- Nothing’s gonna save us—not music, fashion, film, or this podcast. · 51 min · Episode 303Send us Fan Mail After acknowledging a broken recording and their general exhaustion, Bobby and Jim talk through a frightening health scare involving Penny, the uncertainty it…
- I just want to lay there and have someone else be like, 'I'm having fun.'" · 51 min · Episode 302Send us Fan Mail Are we officially getting too old for this? In this wonderfully chaotic episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive headfirst into the sheer exhaustion of aging out…
- Your Pastor Loves You So Much, He Needs a Private Jet · 1 h 0 min · Episode 301Send us Fan Mail This week the boys open with a "loving" influencer explaining why we're all going to hell — and it only gets holier from there. Social media Christians who…
- Grandma's Watching. Get Fucked?! · 1 h 12 min · Episode 300Send us Fan Mail To celebrate their milestone 300th episode, Bobby and Jim return to recap their recent separate vacations to two very different places named Naples. Bobby shares…
- Most Pretty Dicks Are On Ugly Faces · 57 min · Episode 299Send us Fan Mail Episode 299 of Not Well Podcast is complete disorder. This week Bobby and Jim discuss drinking out of the sink, gay nightlife chaos, furry encounters, hookup…
- Wait… You Can’t Botox Your Knees? · 55 min · Episode 298Send us Fan Mail Episode 298 of Not Well Podcast is chaos in its purest form. This week Bobby and Jim spiral through aging panic, weird beauty standards, Botox limits, golf bros…
- Wait, You Don't Trim an Abandoned Lawn? · 1 h 5 min · Episode 297Send us Fan Mail This week on Not Well, Bobby and Jim spiral beautifully through a night out that started with cheap margaritas and ended somewhere between gay bar chaos, moon…
- I Just Realized That I'm Not Even Really Taking the Medication the Way I Should Be · 1 h 8 min · Episode 296Send us Fan Mail We finally made it to Dallas, and let’s just say the Big D stood for more than just the city name. In this episode, we’re peeling back the foil on our own…
- The Gooner Algorithm: Squeezing the Sac and Thick Bands · 54 min · Episode 295Send us Fan Mail In this unfiltered catch-up, Bobby and Jim dive into a chaotic month of travel, awkward social encounters, and the strangest corners of the internet. From the…
- You got so much attention when you were fatter... Now we walk in and we're just old · 1 h 0 min · Episode 294Send us Fan Mail This episode of "Not Well" is a brutally honest, stream-of-consciousness conversation about navigating gay life in your 30s with all its contradictions and…
- You Cannot Send a Silicone Torso Sex Toy to Your Mother’s House. · 52 min · Episode 293Send us Fan Mail This episode starts where all good family stories end: with a silicone torso sex toy accidentally delivered to a mother’s house. From there, Bobby and Jim spiral…
- If you’re a boy who wants to play the 'get married' game [as a child], you’re gay. Bottom. You want to be the bride. · 53 min · Episode 292Send us Fan Mail Bobby returns from his "Echoes Abroad" tour of Ireland and Copenhagen with a a questionable "director lesbian" aesthetic. While Bobby recounts the struggles of…
- You are fisting a cow to get it pregnant. Is that what God wants? · 60 min · Episode 291Send us Fan Mail he conversation moves through a fast, chaotic blend of social commentary, sexual humor, political cynicism, and personal reflection. It begins with discussion…
- Face Jobs and Foreskin Philosophy · 55 min · Episode 290Send us Fan Mail This Not Well episode is chaotic, funny, and wildly inappropriate in true Bobby-and-Jim fashion. It bounces from self-deprecating body talk and aging jokes to…
- She Had A Condom In Her Vagina For A Week · 51 min · Episode 289Send us Fan Mail Support the show As always you can write us at [email protected] or call us at (614) 721-5336 and tell us your Not Wells of the week Instagram Twitter…
- It’s our first rapture party. Beam me up, Lorde · 44 min · Episode 288Send us Fan Mail Bobby and Jim return after a chaotic few weeks with an unfiltered, hilarious deep dive into the apocalypse, neighborhood drama, and America’s collective…
- How gay is professional wrestling? It’s a soap opera for men. · 29 min · Episode 287Send us Fan Mail This episode of Not Well is chaotic, funny, and raw—Bobby and Jim dive into everything from soccer games and drag shows to conspiracy theories and neighborhood…
- Imagine wanting a straight best friend who lets you see his wiener but also is really nice · 47 min · Episode 286Send us Fan Mail In this chaotic ride of Not Well, Bobby and Jim spiral from dementia scares and weed brain to childhood slut stories, raw dicks, and armpit fetishes. They argue…
- Say hi Jimmy boy · 49 min · Episode 285Send us Fan Mail In this lively episode of 'Not Well,' hosts Bobby and Jimmy Boy dive into a plethora of outrageous and humorous topics. They kick off with a light-hearted banter…
- This guy was throat-goating like he was trying to swallow the truth. · 1 h 0 min · Episode 284Send us Fan Mail On this explosive episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim return after a chaotic two-week hiatus to unpack political incompetence, conspiracy-fueled madness, and…
- Once a Piece of Food Goes In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Go Back on the Plate · 37 min · Episode 283Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim are back and holding nothing back! The guys catch up with some wild stories, from a memorable camping trip that…
- I hope he chokes on an ice cream cone · 59 min · Episode 282Send us Fan Mail Join Bobby and Jim for another hilariously unfiltered episode of "Not Well". This week, the hosts dive deep into a whirlwind of personal adventures and societal…
- Your Girl With IBS is Getting Finger Banged in First Class · 1 h 5 min · Episode 281Send us Fan Mail This chaotic and hilarious episode of Not Well marks the return of Bobby and Jim after a whirlwind spring that included a trip to Ireland. They catch up on…
- Hot Dogs On White Bread Sound Like Something Katy Perry Would Eat · 60 min · Episode 280Send us Fan Mail In this chaotic pre-vacation catch-up, Bobby and Jim return after a brief hiatus to unpack their lives before jetting off to Ireland. From skincare obsessions…
- I’m not good at spitting, but I’m great at throwing up. · 55 min · Episode 279Send us Fan Mail In this unedited chaos-core episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive into hot mess territory with unfiltered rants about April Fools’ trauma, she-cocks, the…
- Can I take this medicine orally or anally? You decide · 1 h 0 min · Episode 278Send us Fan Mail In this outrageously entertaining episode of the "Not Well" podcast, hosts Bobby and Jim deliver a rollercoaster of laughter, shock, and unfiltered banter. Tune…
- I got milked by my own shit! · 59 min · Episode 277Send us Fan Mail In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive into a variety of topics ranging from reality TV and cult conspiracies to open…
- Putin Must Have The Piss Tapes.... · 1 h 8 min · Episode 276Send us Fan Mail This episode dives into a chaotic mix of topics, kicking off with an absurd discussion about government spending on transgender mice before spiraling into an…
- He grabbed my dick to help me pee, and I’m supposed to thank him? · 1 h 6 min · Episode 275Send us Fan Mail This episode was a whirlwind of chaotic energy fueled by cold brew, deep thoughts on dicks, and unsolicited introspection. Bobby and Jim discuss everything from…
- I was transphobic… against trans fats · 1 h 7 min · Episode 274Send us Fan Mail The episode begins with a chaotic, rapid-fire discussion on current events, conspiracy theories, and pop culture, blending humor, absurdity, and deep frustration…
- I had nipple discharge once. I didn’t know that could happen. · 57 min · Episode 273Send us Fan Mail This chaotic episode covers everything from personal health woes to existential dread, with plenty of political rants and inappropriate humor in between. The…
- Why do they think I’m a squirter? These Instagram ads are violating my dignity. · 1 h 6 min · Episode 272Send us Fan Mail This episode of Not Well dives deep into chaotic and hilarious conversations ranging from Trumpism, trans rights, societal failings, crumbs, childhood fears, and…
- I once argued with Jesus about brainwashing while he was folding origami swans out of Butterfinger BB wrappers · 57 min · Episode 271Send us Fan Mail This episode dives into an eclectic mix of subjects ranging from lighthearted banter to deeper reflections on societal norms and historical narratives. The hosts…
- Twist ties on trash bags are proof the world isn’t ready for solutions—why fix it when we can frustrate everyone instead? · 1 h 4 min · Episode 270Send us Fan Mail Guess who’s back? Back again. An old caller reemerges from the shadows, kicking off a wild and chaotic episode of Not Well. This week, the conversation dives…
- Trump’s Space Force captured alien drones loaded with Galaxy Gas while Spirit Airlines passengers at Pig Week raved to Luigi Mangione’s EDM set in fisting slings. · 1 h 16 min · Episode 269Send us Fan Mail Chaos in the Cosmos (and on Earth) In this wild episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive headfirst into chaos, tackling their latest adventures, current events…
- Why are priests so hot and so obviously gay? It's a problem · 1 h 2 min · Episode 268Send us Fan Mail In this jam-packed episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim take listeners on a chaotic journey of humor, personal confessions, and existential musings. They open with…
- Imagine being Lindsey Graham, F*cking Mike Huckabee in a hunting tent while pretending you’re not gay—dream big, girl! · 1 h 6 min · Episode 267Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive into a chaotic mix of current events, personal anecdotes, and sharp critiques of modern life. From calling out…
- Tariffs are just economic cock-blocks for dumb straight bros · 1 h 7 min · Episode 266Send us Fan Mail Quote of the week: " I am just trying to avoid anyone here who has been inside me" In this unfiltered unhinged instant classic episode, Bobby and Jim kick things…
- Founding Daddies: Spilling the Tea on Today's Government · 25 min · Episode 265Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Not Well, listeners are taken on a journey through a special segment featuring letters from the Founding Fathers, reimagined for today’s…
- We're Not Anti-Vagina, We Just Don't Prefer It · 1 h 5 min · Episode 264Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim take listeners on a wild ride of hilariously chaotic stories, cringe-worthy Lyft encounters, turning another year…
- I thought I was going to come out of the closet while getting my wisdom teeth out! · 57 min · Episode 263Send us Fan Mail In this lively and humorous podcast episode, Bobby and Jim return with plenty of energy and discussions that range from Bobby's recent trip to Kansas City to the…
- Bobby AI Takes over this week - Find out why!!! · 20 min · Episode 262Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Bobby’s AI voice steps in while Bobby recovers from a post-vacation sickness (thanks, Kansas City). The AI voice navigates through the mess of…
- Mission trips are out. No one needs your savior complex in 2024 **UNEDITED** · 1 h 5 min · Episode 261Send us Fan Mail In this raw, unedited episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive into an assortment of personal, humorous, and thought-provoking topics. The episode starts with…
- Charli XCX’s concert left me thirstier than a bottom at Pride · 1 h 5 min · Episode 260Send us Fan Mail 🎮 Gaming Obsession: With the highly anticipated new Zelda game launching soon, it’s officially game-on mode. Who else is ready to disappear for a week (or two)…
- We weren’t just blacked out; we were spiritually somewhere else for eight days. · 53 min · Episode 259Send us Fan Mail Bobby and Jim are back from Puerto Vallarta, celebrating Bobby’s 40th birthday in true chaotic fashion. From forgotten weed gummies to full blackouts in gay pool…
- What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing? · 38 min · Episode 258Send us Fan Mail This episode of Not Well is a mix of casual banter, unexpected plans, and a humorous yet honest take on life’s little surprises. Bobby and Jim start off by…
- This Is a No-Edit Episode, So Watch Your Fu*king Mouth. · 56 min · Episode 257Send us Fan Mail This episode of Not Well was an unedited rollercoaster of laughs, candid discussions, and some unexpected twists. Bobby and Jim kicked things off by recounting a…
- Its Giving Big Dad Energy · 1 h 0 min · Episode 256Send us Fan Mail In this hilarious and unapologetically candid episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim dive deep into the realities of turning 40, camping disasters, and navigating…
