About this podcast
An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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- Who are the Boys, Where Did They Go and Why Did They Return to Town? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 668Did you know that the boys are back in town? Well they are, they've returned, but they bring with them questions. Who are these boys? Where were they? Why have they come home?…
- What Would You Fuse With To Make Your Life Better à la The Fly? · 1 h 3 min · Episode 667Seth Brundle merged with a particular fly to make the ultimate being, the brundlefly! It's man but with all the strength, athleticism and horniness of a fly! Unfortunately by…
- What Would You Teach at Xaviers School to Make it More Normal? (Live in London) · 1 h 5 min · Episode 666Zammit is still really sick so we could not record this week. Don't worry though, instead of missing a week we instead present you Plumbing the Death Star Live in London on…
- What are the Implications of You Are What You Eat? with Adam Carnevale · 1 h 2 min · Episode 665Zammit is sick and dying so the boys have invited Adam round to figure out the implications of the phrase "you are what you eat" as suggested by CJSTRAW in the discord. Jackson…
- What Superpower Would You Give to Everyone On Earth? · 1 h 6 min · Episode 664Another good one suggested by Belt from the Sanspants+ Discord! Sure we've all heard of Planet Hulk, but what if we had other planets with a homogenised super-power? The Boys put…
- How Would You Use the Dr Dolittle Powers for Financial Gain or Personal Profit? with Chloe Appleby · 58 min · Episode 663Your boys are joined by the best they've ever had to try and figure out how we can turn a profit after being cursed with the power to talk to animals. Jackson thinks he's…
- How Would You Date if You Were a Superhero? · 52 min · Episode 662Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
- Who Would Be the Worst Superhero to Have as a Super Ex-Girlfriend? · 57 min · Episode 661Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
- How Would You Handle Having a Super Ex-Girlfriend? · 1 h 12 min · Episode 660Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This…
- How Would You Get Around Breaking Rule 1 and Rule 2 of Fight Club? · 56 min · Episode 659Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
- What's the Best Machine to Have (Like a Time Machine But Not Time)? · 55 min · Episode 658Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
- How Would You Use the Stolen Jurassic Park Technology for You Own Personal Gain or Profit? · 57 min · Episode 657Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
- How Would You Tell Your Friends You're in Love With a Computer aka the Her and Real Life Situation of Losers Out There Today? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 656Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
- How Would You Inevitably Waste Your One Wish Willow · 1 h 11 min · Episode 655Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many…
- Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die UK Tour 2026 · 3 minPlumbing the Death Star is coming! Coming back to the UK that is! And this time, Zammit's coming! And we want you to come to one of our many, many live shows! So if you want to…
- Which Ray Would Make the Best Ray? with Matt Stewart · 1 h 10 min · Episode 654Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question…
- How Would You Curse a Small Sword? · 40 min · Episode 653They've cursed a small village, a small town, and maybe even blessed a village, I cant remember. Now they're asking: what if you owned a curaed sword and using it ruined your…
- Is Being a Toy in Toy Story a Living Hell? · 1 h 12 min · Episode 652Two out of three of the boys went and saw Toy Story 5 and came out with too many questions. Jackson wants to know what a toy takes pleasure in and if being used for their…
- Which Would Be The Worst Animal To Be Werewolf'ed Into? · 50 min · Episode 651There's a lot happening in the studio as we attempt to answer the beautiful question put forward by a beautiful listener, Gavbeans. While contemplating the worst animal to get…
- What if Spider-Man’s Uncle Ben Had Lived? · 1 h 10 minZammit is sick, enjoy this episode of What If, a monthly bonus show on Bad Brain Boys+, while he heals his ailing body. It's one of the good ones where they answer the question…
- How Would You Make One Million Dollars Using Pokemon? with Darcy Smith · 52 min · Episode 650The boys are once again joined by their idiot friend Darcy Smith to collectively lower the IQ of the podcast. We don't know what happened on the couch but it's powerful in it's…
- What is the Perfect Length of Time for a Time Loop to Occur? · 57 min · Episode 649The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD…
- How Would You Exploit the Magic Pudding for Personal Gain or Financial Profit? · 55 min · Episode 648It's a question as old as time, if you had access to a magic pudding that has the powers of 1. is a little man 2. can be eaten infinitely and 3. if you spin the pot a bunch of…
- How Would You Survive Getting Hunted For Sport? · 1 h 4 min · Episode 647The Joels get confused about why they're here but at least they're excited to be on what they perceive to be a film set. Knowing that taking out the first billionaire is integral…
- Could You Survive Opposite Day? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 646This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll…
- Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt? · 1 h 2 min · Episode 645In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why…
- If You Could Have Any If YOU Could Have Dinner With Anyone (Historical) Living or Dead Who Would Who Would You Pick? · 1 h 12 min · Episode 644It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we…
- How Would You Become Batman on the Cheap? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 643This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good…
- How Would You Win Big Brother (The Reality Show)? with Naomi Higgins · 1 h 12 min · Episode 642Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by…
- How Would You Re-Design Spider-Man? with Adam Carnevale · 1 h 3 min · Episode 641JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit…
- Does Willy Wonka Know How to Run a Damn Competition? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 640Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly…
- What if Harambe was Buried in Stephen King’s Pet Sematary? with Prime Mates · 1 h 15 min · Episode 639This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the…
- Which Green Guy is the Best to Be? with Lauren Bonner · 1 h 11 min · Episode 638Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to…
- Lena Moon Asks What Would Be the Worst Super Power to Have During a Job Interview with Joel, Joel and Jackson · 1 h 16 min · Episode 637Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of…
- What Modern Day Information Could You Take Into the Past to Exploit for Personal Profit or Financial Gain? with Grin and Dandy · 1 h 14 min · Episode 636We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time…
- How Would You Improve the Human Body? · 1 h 4 min · Episode 635The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and…
- How Would You Handle Having a Clone? · 1 h 7 min · Episode 634Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum…
- Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly) · 1 h 5 min · Episode 633In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith…
- How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics? · 1 h 4 min · Episode 632Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold…
- Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless? · 1 h 3 min · Episode 631Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became…
- Which Would Be the Worst Toy to Join the Toy Story Universe? · 55 min · Episode 630The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if…
- Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level? · 56 min · Episode 629No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there?? Links to everything at…
- Are Kermit & Miss Piggy Actually In Love? · 1 h 0 min · Episode 628Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those…
- Whose Shoes Would You Like Mike? · 1 h 8 min · Episode 627Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media…
- Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him? · 1 h 1 min · Episode 626I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point... Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to…
- 625 - How Would You Terrorize Gotham? · 1 h 7 min · Episode 625Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs Batman Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a…
- Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement) · 1 h 0 min · Episode 624Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival…
- How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit? · 1 h 5 min · Episode 623Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up…
- Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby? · 54 min · Episode 622The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of food Links to everything at…
- How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon · 1 h 5 min · Episode 621The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this…
