Temporally Scripted
by Temporally Scripted
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ANDY BURNHAM: THE PM NOBODY VOTED FOR
ANDY BURNHAM: THE PM NOBODY VOTED FOR
About this podcast
Ever notice how the people who claim to have all the answers usually have the most boring lives?
We spent our twenties in underground clubs and festival fields, then built businesses in Vietnam.
Now we're watching Western culture implode from 8,000 miles away.
From historical figures to simulation theory, from AI's impact to why clever people often end up miserable - we tackle questions that keep curious minds awake.
We're not experts claiming to have it all figured out, just two guys navigating a complicated world.
This isn't about optimisation or morning routines.
This is for people who know the best insights come from strange places.
New episodes of Temporally Scripted are available every Saturday.
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Episodes
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- ANDY BURNHAM: THE PM NOBODY VOTED FOR · 17 minSend us Fan Mail Andy Burnham is the new UK Prime Minister. Number seven in ten years. Nobody voted. Obviously. Keir Starmer is out, the King of the North is in, and Britain's…
- SAGRADA FAMILIA TOOK 144 YEARS. YOUR TOWN GOT A GREY CAR PARK · 12 minSend us Fan Mail The Sagrada Familia is finally at full height after 144 years. Your town centre took a weekend to plan. Gaudi's masterpiece vs modern British architecture, and…
- OPENAI IS LOSING $20 BILLION A YEAR. SO WHO PAYS? · 13 minSend us Fan Mail OpenAI loses $20 billion a year. Its fix? Offer the US government 5%. The AI bubble, ChatGPT's new ads, and the leaked financials nobody at OpenAI wanted you to…
- TRUMP PHONED FIFA AND THE RED CARD DISAPPEARED · 12 minSend us Fan Mail Trump phoned FIFA, a World Cup red card vanished, and the USA lost 4-1 anyway. FIFA corruption, VAR conspiracies, and Folarin Balogun's very convenient reprieve…
- COULD COUNT BINFACE ACTUALLY BEAT NIGEL FARAGE · 10 minSend us Fan Mail Count Binface may be Nigel Farage's ONLY opponent in the Clacton by-election. Every major UK party is boycotting the vote, and the bookies are slashing the odds…
- THE LOUDEST HUMAN ALIVE ONLY SHOUTS ONE WORD · 9 minSend us Fan Mail An Australian air con cleaner just shouted "NOW" at 122 decibels and became the loudest human alive. Two immigrants investigate the world's loudest man, and…
- HOW THE UK HIGH STREET LAUNDERS YOUR HAIRCUT · 11 minSend us Fan Mail Why is every UK high street the same vape shop and barber? We discuss, responsibly and without accusing anyone, the £30m laundering crackdown. Debenhams couldn't…
- EVERY DELUSION IN STARMER'S FAREWELL SPEECH · 11 minSend us Fan Mail Keir Starmer resigned. We read the whole speech so you don't have to. Two British expats go line by line through the most baffling political goodbye in years…
- THE US GOVERNMENT JUST KILLED THE WORLD'S BEST AI · 13 minSend us Fan Mail The US government ripped away the world's best AI model and nobody's entirely sure why. Classic. Anthropic released Claude Fable 5, let everyone play with it for…
- BRITAIN'S MOST DANGEROUS SPORT IS CHASING CHEESE DOWN A HILL · 10 minSend us Fan Mail Britain's most dangerous annual tradition got conquered by a German YouTuber. Again. Every spring, Gloucestershire rolls an eight-pound wheel of double…
- THE UK JUST BANNED SOCIAL MEDIA FOR UNDER-16S · 14 minSend us Fan Mail The UK has banned social media for under-16s, single-handedly saving childhood. The state would never lie to you. Come inside, it's fine. Two British blokes in…
- THE WHITE HOUSE HAD CAGE FIGHTING ON THE LAWN · 10 minSend us Fan Mail UFC Freedom 250 just put cage fighting on the White House lawn. We called it. Two British blokes react to the most absurd sporting event in political history. We…
- SPACEX IPO: PRICED AT 100X ITS REVENUE · 9 min · Season 5 Episode 11Send us Fan Mail The SpaceX IPO is the biggest in history, and the price tag makes no sense. Here is the trillionaire maths before SPCX trades. SpaceX is listing at around 1.77…
- A MILLION YOUNG BRITS JUST DROPPED OUT · 14 min · Season 5 Episode 11Send us Fan Mail A million young Brits aren't working or studying. We were both NEETs, so we'd know. Two expats unpack why an entire generation checked out, and where all the…
- TONY BLAIR NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT · 12 minSend us Fan Mail Tony Blair quit politics twenty years ago. So why does it look like he's still running the country? Two Brits abroad dig into the Blair Institute, the…
- WHY THE UK FALLS APART EVERY TIME IT HITS 30°C · 14 min · Season 5 Episode 9Send us Fan Mail The UK just hit 35°C and immediately fell apart. Again. Two Brits in 42°C Vietnam watch the chaos and ask why their home country can't cope with a warm day. The…
- TRUMP IS DAY-TRADING AND IT'S COMPLETELY LEGAL · 1 h 11 min · Season 5 Episode 8Send us Fan Mail Trump made 3,700 stock trades in 90 days while president. Nobody's talking about it. Plus Musk loses the OpenAI case, AI's $115 billion hole, and Southampton's…
- FARAGE'S SECRET £5M GIFT EXPOSED AFTER REFORM'S LANDSLIDE · 1 h 2 min · Season 5 Episode 7Send us Fan Mail Reform's landslide just broke UK politics, and Farage's £5m gift could end it all. Two British expats break down a week of political chaos, fake food, and UFO…
- THE UFO FILES DROPPED AND THEY FOUND NOTHING · 52 min · Season 5 Episode 6Send us Fan Mail 162 classified UFO files just dropped — no aliens, no proof, no smoking gun. This week on Temporarily Scripted, a British comedy news podcast, Jack and Adam…
- BEAR COSTUME INSURANCE FRAUD GONE WRONG · 1 h 2 min · Season 5 Episode 5Send us Fan Mail A World War II veteran says he regrets fighting for Britain. Half of young Brits say they wouldn't do it either. Jack and Adam sit with that one longer than…
