Terrible Person
by Terrible Person
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The Black Pill to White Pill Pipeline
The Black Pill to White Pill Pipeline
About this podcast
Unfiltered conversations unfold between “Gary” and “Selena” as everyday observations slide into cultural commentary, media obsession, relationship dynamics, and moments that probably should have stayed private. Nothing is structured and very little is filtered.
Topics drift from movies, celebrities, and internet culture into arguments, confessions, and reactions that feel slightly too honest. Some exchanges are funny, some are uncomfortable, and some cross into territory that is occasionally highly inappropriate.
“Gary” and “Selena” revisit disagreements, contradict themselves, escalate minor annoyances, and follow curiosity wherever it goes, without smoothing anything over. If you like sharp observations, messy honesty, and the feeling of being a fly on the wall during conversations you were never meant to hear, this is exactly that.
Episodes
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- The Black Pill to White Pill Pipeline · 1 h 0 minVote for Grant for Top Host here: tophost.org/2026/grant-inman Gary and Brad spiral from brutal Thai massages and embarrassing drinking stories into celebrity encounters…
- The Flagstaff Subaru Ninja Incident · 52 minGary and Brad turn a bow hunting trip near Flagstaff into a bizarre confrontation with an angry stranger wielding a bo staff, complete with police, guns, and a lesson in why you…
- The Moon Is Watching You · 44 minGary returns with Brad, a military veteran and former law enforcement officer, for a chaotic dive into conspiracy theories, military stories, government surveillance, and the…
- $150 at Cheesecake Factory and Now We Don’t Trust Dinosaurs · 37 minGary and Selena open without a formal introduction and immediately spiral into a chaotic night out that turns into a full breakdown of modern restaurant culture. After trying…
- Turning 40, Losing Our Cool, and Arguing About Everything · 34 minGary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations…
- This Wasn’t on the Forecast · 36 minCars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the everyday friction of…
- Do You Girls Like Elevators? · 40 minWhat’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it? A movie recap turns into a long detour through The Walking Dead…
- Enjoy What’s Left of Your Day (Happy Birthday GARY!) · 31 minWhat goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself? Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psychology of fear, and why dying…
- Counting Houses · 55 minWhat’s the worst kind of workout humiliation, the kind where your expensive running shoes audibly pop like a balloon mid-treadmill, or the kind where a coach screams about your…
- Ignore The Guy With The Hat · 38 minA New Year walk turns into a loose, meandering argument about whether it is better to storm off during a fight or accidentally get lost on a dark community college campus while…
- Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 2 · 34 minHow does a conversation start with oyster crackers meant for soup and end up as a full-scale debate about celebrity hotness rankings, fast food dessert scams, and why every…
- Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 1 · 42 minOn this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failing the bar exam, the most…
- Wet Ass Pizza Pt 1 · 39 min"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through awkward vape shop encounters, Comic-Con chaos, and how close things came to going very wrong at a convention tied to Power Rangers lore. The…
- Wet Ass Pizza Pt 2 · 36 minHow does a conversation start with a Silence of the Lambs quote hunt and end with an extremely detailed review of a bathroom upgrade that becomes a full debate about the physics…
- One Eye Bob Pt 2 · 31 minDo pop stars age out of relevance overnight, or does the culture just decide it is bored all at once. A casual opener about Sabrina Carpenter versus Taylor Swift turns into a…
- One Eye Bob Pt 1 · 36 minWhat happens when a month off turns into a loose, spiraling reentry full of tech indecision, pop culture resentment, and deeply specific grievances that have been waiting…
- Let Them (FREE EPISODE ONLY) · 48 minWhat starts as a casual “free episode” immediately turns into a long spiral about modern TV pacing, cultural burnout, and why nothing can just come out all at once anymore…
- P.T. So Delicious · 46 minA free-flowing conversation moves from pop culture curiosity into heavier cultural reflection, starting with skepticism around celebrity-centered documentaries and how obsession…
- Ambushed for Content Pt 2 · 41 minA conversation that starts with everyday background noise and drifts straight into modern paranoia. Surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and how easily movement data is…
- Ambushed for Content Pt 1 (w/ Johnjay Van Es) · 32 minA loose, chaotic hang that starts with food talk and pop culture burnout before spiraling into celebrity obsession, oversaturation, and how fame rewires the way people talk about…
- Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap) · 1 h 0 minA Vegas recap that quickly turns into sensory overload. Endless casinos that all feel like malls, overpriced food, resort fees, and the strange exhaustion that comes from never…
- The Largest Pt 2 · 36 minA meandering conversation that starts with selling clothes and thrift-store economics before drifting into consumer culture, retail politics, and why big-box stores feel more…
- The Largest Pt 1 · 32 minA chaotic opener that immediately spirals from fake intros and website plugs into a debate about getting “co-opted by the government,” relationship hypotheticals, and whether…
- Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 2 · 37 minA premium spiral that starts with street burritos and free bleeding and somehow escalates into global population collapse, sex trafficking economics, and why modern society feels…
- Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 1 · 36 minArizona wrong way drivers Phoenix freeway crashes and fatal accidents State and city lawsuits after highway deaths Wrong way driving causes and safety failures Taylor Swift new…
- I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 2 · 40 minA long, unfiltered spiral that starts with Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories and missing jail footage, then slides into prison politics, pardons, and why billionaires never…
- I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 1 · 36 minHurricane Katrina documentary breakdown Levee failures and systemic collapse New Orleans flooding timeline Emergency response failures and FEMA confusion Superdome conditions and…
- The Johnjay & Rich AMA · 1 h 14 minAn extended AMA that traces a full radio career arc, from landing an internship to leaving a long-running morning show after more than a decade. Behind-the-scenes radio dynamics…
- Weird News Week · 42 minWeird news headlines and off-the-rails media stories Coldplay kiss cam scandal and workplace affair speculation Celebrity deaths, accidents, and vacation tragedies Cruise ship…
- Battery with batteries Pt 1 · 38 minDomestic arguments and accidental chaos at home A shattered Pyrex disaster and household damage control Debating whether to release a long radio show AMA Twelve years of radio…
- Battery with batteries Pt 2 · 43 minCouple “podcast prep” as the actual premium episode concept Commute-call recording idea and everyday road-rage audio Food tangents: turtle soup, frog legs, quail, gizzards, “use…
- SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 2 · 37 minPoop Cruise documentary and Carnival cruise sewage disaster Cruise ship plumbing failure, passenger conditions, and refunds Cat behavior, wet food diets, and extreme litter box…
- SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 1 · 35 minGary and Selena discuss giving a two week notice and leaving a long running radio job, including reactions from coworkers and what comes next. They talk about watching the HBO…
- Big Time Boat Trip Pt 2 · 39 minGary and Selena continue breaking down their cruise honeymoon, including shore excursions, tour buses, group dynamics, and frustrations with other passengers. They talk about…
- Big Time Boat Trip Pt 1 · 41 minGary and Selena kick off their honeymoon cruise stories with travel chaos, jet ski excursions in open water, and navigating European cities before boarding the ship. They talk…
- Slurts Pt 2 · 35 minGary and Selena talk through social media culture, influencer narcissism, and how phones shifted from tools into full time addictions. They discuss memory gaps, losing track of…
- Slurts? Pt 1 · 41 minGary and Selena debate Star Wars versus Harry Potter and how cultural obsession shapes entire generations. They talk about attention spans, why movies feel harder to commit to…
- Miami · 48 minGary and Selena open with travel logistics, surprise plans, and the chaos of juggling gigs, pets, and last-minute schedules. They riff on the vibe of “Electric Pickle,” Miami…
- Soakin' Pt 2 · 41 minGary and Selena get into celebrity drama surrounding Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and the British royal family, including title disputes and public backlash. They talk about…
- Soakin' Pt 1 · 32 minGary and Selena talk through backlash and reaction after a polarizing radio appearance, including audience responses, accusations of being inappropriate, and why authenticity…
- JJR Couples Therapy 1 - (Uncensored) · 45 minGrant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that…
- Clown Hair Pt 2 · 36 minGary and Selena move from candy nostalgia and Southwest tourist culture into strange observations about souvenir towns, crystal shops, and why certain places feel identical no…
- Clown Hair Pt 1 · 35 minGary and Selena dive into skepticism about space travel, celebrity space tourism, and why media spectacle feels disconnected from reality. They talk about women in space…
- Vape Store Revelations Pt 2 · 40 minGary and Selena talk through impulse versus patience, everyday irritations, and why small rewards feel meaningful in a chaotic world. They move from clothing choices and personal…
- Vape Store Revelations Pt 1 · 44 minGary and Selena move through a loose, unfiltered stretch of conversation that jumps from nicotine pouches and vape-store encounters to live music chaos, festival crowds, and the…
- Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 2 · 42 min"Gary" and "Selena" drift through a long, winding conversation that jumps from cosmetic procedures and body anxiety into arguments, misunderstandings, and the quiet tension that…
- Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 1 · 31 min"Gary" and "Selena" open this episode in a loose, chaotic rhythm that slides from pop culture obsession into absurd invention, relationship banter, and creeping existential…
- Bearded Peers Pt 2 · 36 minGary and Selena drift through unpaid gigs, ruined dinners, public embarrassment, and half-serious conspiracy theories as the episode unfolds into a string of everyday failures…
- Bearded Peers Pt 1 · 32 minGary and Selena move through awkward neighbor encounters, daytime coyotes, scammy “expert” advice, and spiraling thoughts about race, media, and credibility. What starts with…
- Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 2 · 38 min"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity obsession, reality television burn-out, and conspiracy-tinged speculation, bouncing between Heidi Klum, YouTube fame cycles, and why…
