About this podcast
We’re two best mates and professional ballet dancers. On stage we’re precise, off stage… not so much.
This is a mix of life behind ballet, awkward moments, and the kind of conversations that probably sounded better in our heads.
It’s honest, a bit chaotic, and definitely not as polished as we are on stage.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 21 episodes
- Ep 21: Golden Gates & Prison Mates · 25 min · Season 2 Episode 21Recorded in front of the Golden Gate Bridge, because apparently we’re a travel podcast now. We recap our week in San Francisco and Berkeley, from the people we’ve met to the…
- Ep 20: Cars, Colleagues & Planes · 31 min · Season 2 Episode 20Before Cam and Joey hit the skies and head to America, they jump in the car, head to work and put their colleagues on the spot with a few questions. From ballet and life to some…
- Ep 19: The Barre Men Up Late! (ft Alannah De Losa) · 50 min · Season 2 Episode 19Cam, Joey and special guest Alannah De Losa stay Up Late on a Saturday night and hit record. They get into some of their favourite chaotic ballet stories, from dogs sniffing…
- Ep 18: Cam Gets Punished · 37 min · Season 2 Episode 18Cam and Joey talk a whole lot of nonsense, they discover that Joey and bongos aren't a good combination and Cam reveals that he’s convinced the moon controls our emotions. Joey…
- Ep 17: We Don't Wash Our Jeans · 39 min · Season 2 Episode 17Cam and Joey are back, just the two of them, with silly chats and plenty of laughs. This week, they reveal they haven’t washed their jeans in over 18 months, Cam has an…
- Ep 16: No More Dating Apps (ft. Precious Adams) · 45 min · Season 2 Episode 16The Barre Men were asked to watch the Manosphere documentary… so naturally, we have thoughts. This week we’re joined by Precious Adams to unpack it, talk about why dating apps…
- Ep 15: New Reality Show (ft. Saranja Crowe) · 34 min · Season 2 Episode 15Cam and Joey welcome special guest Saranja Crowe for an episode filled with harmonicas, opera singing and plenty of chaos. The trio dive into why ballet deserves its own reality…
- Ep 14: We're Back Baby! · 31 min · Season 2 Episode 14Cam and Joey are back after a four-week break! Joey recaps his trip to a medieval fair, while Cam shares the highs and lows of his European getaway. The boys test out their new…
- Ep 13: We've Been Cancelled? · 25 minIn the Season 1 finale, Cam and Joey call their two biggest fans, then Joey reveals something that’s been weighing on him as Confession Booth makes its return. It’s the perfect…
- Ep 12: Surviving Ballet (ft. Joseph Caley) · 37 min · Season 1 Episode 12In this episode, Cam and Joey are joined by special guest Joseph Caley. With more than 20 years in the industry, Joseph helps answer a listener’s question about how to build a…
- Ep 11: Musical Theatre Vs Ballet (ft. Sarah Bourke) · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 11In this episode, Cam and Joey are joined by special guest Sarah Bourke to explore the world of musical theatre and how it compares to professional ballet. Sarah shares insights…
- Ep 10: Bad Reviews and Hecklers · 26 minIn this episode, Cam and Joey discuss what would happen if ballet audiences behaved differently. They chat about hecklers, over-the-top superfans, and some hilariously brutal…
- Ep 9: Confessions And Questionable Advice · 27 min · Season 1 Episode 9In this episode, Cam and Joey step into the confession booth and share a few things that have been weighing on their minds, all in the hope of feeling a little lighter…
- Ep 8: Ballet Dancers, Podcasters... Now Models? · 26 min · Season 1 Episode 8In this episode Cam breaks down his first real modelling photoshoot - the good and the awkward. Cam and Joey expose a few moments where they definitely didn’t read the room, so…
- Ep 7: Can We Get Sponsored? · 28 min · Season 1 Episode 7In this episode, Cam and Joey talk tragic haircuts and what they’ve been up to since getting back to Melbourne. They go on the hunt for sponsorships by pitching some absolutely…
- Ep 6: Our Final Bow (ft. Jarryd Madden) · 30 min · Season 1 Episode 6In this episode, we’re joined by good mate Jarryd Madden as we dive into fan-fiction ballet ideas, backstage chaos, and the reality that live performance doesn’t always go to…
- Ep 5: Don't Invite Us To Post Show Functions · 28 min · Season 1 Episode 5In this episode, Cam and Joey talk post show functions, awkward social moments, and why the two of them probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised at work events. We also put our…
- Ep 4: The Questions Everyone Asks About Ballet · 24 min · Season 1 Episode 4In this episode, Joey and Cam answer the questions everyone asks about ballet, because even Cam’s own family still has no idea what he does for work. We also bring back your…
- Ep 3: He Proposed... Here's How It Happened · 21 min · Season 1 Episode 3Joey takes us through the whole story - how they met, how it all built up, and what actually went down on the day of the proposal. There's a bit of ballet in there, a few moments…
- Ep 2: We Messed Up Already · 24 min · Season 1 Episode 2In this episode, we unpack Joey’s failed business plan, revisit some of Cam’s more embarrassing ballet moments, and answer a few questions people have been wanting to know. It’s…







