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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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- Jensen Huang's Billion Dollar Bone · 1 h 34 min · Season 1 Episode 375Jensen Huang bangs a spy, RIP to Salon and all its wacky articles, and Scott Galloway takes a dump in his Tesla. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use…
- Reacting to the Republican Beatdown, Ali G Movie Disaster & Hugh Hefner's Ex Wife · 1 h 38 min · Season 1 Episode 374America skews blue this Tues, Ryan breaks down the latest Sacha Baron Cohen flick, and Hugh Hefner's wife says he wasn't the best dude. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to…
- Billy Corgan Says Millennial Women Are Undateable & Freddy Krueger is Cancelled · 1 h 34 min · Season 1 Episode 373Billy Corgan drops a bomb about his age-gap relationship, the H3H3 drama, and Freddy Krueger gets cancelled. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! MOD - Go to https://mod.com and use code…
- The Funniest Parts of France Burning to the Ground · 1 h 28 min · Season 1 Episode 372Paris is burning! Moroccan refugees are pretending to be gay for asylum, and what on God's green Earth is a "fart retreat?" SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Beam - Go to…
- The Most Controversial Gym Joke in History · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 371Shane Gillis gets in hot water at SNL again, women lose their minds online, and grinding on biceps is a thing. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a…
- Cornell Frat Bro Attempts to Pull Uno Reverse Card & The Internet Mobs the Wrong Asian · 1 h 30 min · Season 1 Episode 370The Cornell boys are up to no good, a classic case of asian wheres waldo, and Hockey Night in Canada replaced by Cricket SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- First Ever All female Execution Team! & New York Times Doesn't Want You To Cut Off Your Parents Anymore · 1 h 42 min · Season 1 Episode 369Small but important win for female executioners, NYT goes against the grain saying you may not need to cut ties from your parents for voting for the wrong guy, and Goggins loves…
- Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates · 1 h 37 min · Season 1 Episode 368Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and…
- The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror · 1 h 33 min · Season 1 Episode 367OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny…
- The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 366Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time · 1 h 40 min · Season 1 Episode 365Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies · 1 h 45 min · Season 1 Episode 364Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- The WNBA Drama Keeps Getting Funnier & Lindsay Clancy Tiktok Detectives Have Lost Their Minds · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 363WNBA controversy, donations roll in to fund a serial killer, and is AOC going to be president? SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode…
- Sitting Down with The Most Controversial Pastor in America · 1 h 37 min · Season 1 Episode 362Pastor James Manning joins the boys on todays episode to discuss long-legged mack daddy Barack Obama, whether threesomes are ordained by god, and Black Israelites SUPPORT THE…
- Perez Hilton's Blood-Soaked Breakdown, Fauci's Diary & Leopold Aschenbrenner's Rise and Fall · 1 h 41 min · Season 1 Episode 361Perez Hilton harms himself on an unhinged livestream, Fauci's diary shows that he knew a lot more than he let on, and the saga of Leopold Aschenbrenner. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go…
- Dr Fauci's Hilarious Senate Hearing & How to Blame Your Parents and Sue Your Workplace · 1 h 29 min · Season 1 Episode 360Fauci is against the ropes during senate hearing, America is the land of litigation, and Gen Z blames their parents for their shortcomings. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- People Aren't Happy with Hegseth's High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass · 1 h 40 min · Season 1 Episode 359Hegseth's high-T army proves controversial, Nolan's Odyssey also proves controversial, and Olive Garden's free pasta pass MAY NOT BE AS FREE AS YOU THINK! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!…
- The Death of Lindsay Graham · 1 h 29 min · Season 1 Episode 358Lindsey Graham dies, Climate change causing increase in child marriage, and fat-shaming at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 357#Metoo is officially over (don't take the bait,) German soccer team loses their cool because their wives showed up, and Graham Platner's campaign implodes. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!…
- The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 356Mamdani instructs NYers to turn their thermostats UP during the heatwave, a man is made to feel like a guest in his own home by his wife's boyfriend, and Ro Khanna exposed!…
- THE GREAT AI DEBATE w/ Andrew Yang · 1 h 38 min · Season 1 Episode 355Andrew Yang joins the Boys to discuss UBI, the inevitable AI takeover, and how to prepare for an uncertain future. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast…
- California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 354California can now certify that your company is Gay, UFC 250 causes drama, and Terry Crews loudly announces that he is addicted to jorkin it. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax · 1 h 37 min · Season 1 Episode 353Victoria's secret tries a novel approach of hiring attractive models, a man shot on Bronx bus by rogue headphone dodger, and SPLC was buying Klan robes? SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go…
- Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies · 1 h 46 min · Season 1 Episode 352Emma Thompson thinks older women should be in more movies, Pride month kicks off and AOC pushes for paid work leave for women on their periods. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Michael Malice on Anarchy, The Right's Civil War, The Pope Vs AI & Which Race Looks the the Same · 1 h 45 min · Season 1 Episode 351Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast…
- America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere · 1 h 50 min · Season 1 Episode 350Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt · 1 h 40 min · Season 1 Episode 349Muslims have a bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Is JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana America's Top Indian Scammer? · 1 h 34 min · Season 1 Episode 348Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- The Correspondents Dinner Gets Shot Up, How to Steal for Activism, & The Bitcoin Conference · 1 h 23 min · Season 1 Episode 347Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Activist Group Caught Giving Money to the KKK, Fat Friendships End Over Wegovy & Dave Chappelle · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 346Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? · 1 h 48 min · Season 1 Episode 345Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail · 1 h 37 min · Season 1 Episode 344The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem's Husband and his Fake Boobs · 1 h 33 min · Season 1 Episode 343Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US! · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 342A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands…
- Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 341Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Dose - Go to…
- Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery · 1 h 18 min · Season 1 Episode 340Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to…
- Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 339Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war. Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code…
- The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 338Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?' SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast…
- Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome · 1 h 51 min · Season 1 Episode 337Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to…
- Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off · 1 h 34 min · Season 1 Episode 336Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to…
- Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals · 1 h 43 min · Season 1 Episode 335Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to…
- Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? · 1 h 45 min · Season 1 Episode 334Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to…
- The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men · 1 h 27 min · Season 1 Episode 333ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to…
- Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks · 1 h 42 min · Season 1 Episode 332Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good…
- Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out · 1 h 52 min · Season 1 Episode 331Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast MyBookie…
- AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS · 1 h 40 min · Season 1 Episode 330Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK…
- The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud · 1 h 36 min · Season 1 Episode 329Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK…
- The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman · 2 h 5 min · Season 1 Episode 328Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena join the boys to discuss the biggest hits and misses of 2025, show business predictions & more! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to…
- The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 327White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US…
- GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC · 1 h 38 min · Season 1 Episode 326The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to…
