The Dave & Austin Show
de Dave Landau & Austin Anderson
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Life in Prison for a Sandwich?!
Life in Prison for a Sandwich?!
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Comedian Dave Landau and comedian Austin Anderson break down the week's absurd headlines, internet cringe, and the general collapse of common sense. Two comics, no script, no safety net — laughing while civilization comes apart.
Episodes start with a headline and end somewhere unrecognizable.
New episodes every Friday at 10AM ET. Bonus episodes every Saturday for members at patreon.com/c/thedaveandaustinshow
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- Life in Prison for a Sandwich?! · 45 min · Episodul 25A man facing life in prison has one final request before pleading guilty: a Philly cheesesteak, fries, and a Pepsi. Apparently, justice comes with a side of fries. This week on…
- Satan Invades City Hall?! · 1 h 15 min · Episodul 24Satan has apparently found his way into local government. And somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing happening this week. Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back for…
- MADONNA HAS ASS LASERS · 54 min · Episodul 23Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in…
- He Put a Queen Bee in His Butt · 56 min · Episodul 22This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst…
- Men Pay Thousands for Toe Toast · 1 h 1 min · Episodul 21This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts…
- Elon’s Robot Is Coming For You · 51 min · Episodul 20Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone. This week: a guy doing lines at Kroger like it’s a Tuesday morning staff meeting, a man who…
- On The Chicken, He Farts. · 53 min · Episodul 19This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his genitals to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My…
- He Eats Butter With The Frosting · 1 h 0 min · Episodul 18A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not…
- He’s in Love With His Car · 39 min · Episodul 17Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn…
- Maced in the Mouth · 60 min · Episodul 16Dave and Austin witness a giant turtle attempt crowd-surfing without a crowd, a woman declaring war on pavement with a minibike, a disturbingly seductive beaver, faith healing in…
- Grandpa Built the Most Disturbing Swing Set · 1 h 2 min · Episodul 15A 74-year-old grandpa squeezes into a patriotic women's swimsuit, climbs onto a homemade chain swing, and turns one peaceful backyard into a neighborhood hostage situation. From…
- He Weed-Whacked His Balls for Internet Fame · 59 min · Episodul 14This week, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson descend into the digital sewer to meet the people sacrificing their dignity—and apparently their reproductive organs—for views. We’ve…
- He Ate a Used ZYN Pouch Out of a Urinal · 54 min · Episodul 13The internet coughed up another creature from the basement, and this time he’s wearing a cowboy hat, enough turquoise to bankrupt a county fair, and eating a used ZYN pouch out…
- He Risked His Spine for Love · 1 h 2 min · Episodul 12This week on The Dave and Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the internet doing what it does best: proving humanity may not need an apocalypse because we’re…
- When Church Turns Into a Stunt Show · 44 min · Episodul 11Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back, and the world is still getting weirder. A church service that looks less like worship and more like a low-budget patriotic circus…
- The Priest Rave Is Real · 60 min · Episodul 10Dave and Austin react to a priest DJing what looks like a Catholic rave, Madonna refusing to age quietly, fake abs, grocery store chaos, and the cultural fever dream we’re all…
- Phone Addiction Has Reached Its Final Form · 44 min · Episodul 9Dave and Austin are back, and this episode goes completely off the rails. From phone addiction turning humanity into hunched-over goblins to the weirdest corners of the internet…
- The Sex Robot Apocalypse Is Already Here · 48 min · Episodul 8Dave and Austin are concerned, and this week the world gave them plenty of reasons. From a pole-dancing robot with a surveillance camera head to butthole sunning, RFK Jr…
- When Church Became Jackass · 52 min · Episodul 7Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to a world that feels like there is no hope for humanity: a bizarre church service with a pastor using a labor pain simulator, political…
- She Got Trapped in the Climate Bell · 46 min · Episodul 6Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the wildest stories of the week, from a climate protester dangling inside a giant bell to the Met Gala looking more like The Hunger…
