The Phlegm Cat Podcast
by David M. Hernandez
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I'll Have a Big-Ass, Parmesan Cheese Foot
I'll Have a Big-Ass, Parmesan Cheese Foot
About this podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 334 episodes
- I'll Have a Big-Ass, Parmesan Cheese Foot · 1 h 28 min · Season 7 Episode 45Your Huckleberry warns of over-celebrating the blue wave. Mex gets real with sports tragedies and horrific injuries. The Artist then deals with an indoor Karen and tries to take…
- I Didn't Lose To Sweden · 1 h 19 min · Season 7 Episode 44Your Huckleberry is having a love/hate relationship with an 11-year-old video game. The Artist relocates his team to Manchester City where he has better fashion choices for his…
- The Mustache Brothers Are Behind Us · 1 h 28 min · Season 7 Episode 43Mex and The Missus celebrate their 33rd wedding anniversary by reliving the World Series. The Artist is smarter than Ai when it comes to cheerleaders. Your Huckleberry then spins…
- Give The Cowbell to the Punter · 1 h 25 min · Season 7 Episode 42Your Huckleberry reminisces about The Refrigerettes, a Green Bay band kid and a fat guy touchdown. This podcast may be driving The Artist insane, but the bright side of his…
- The Unabridged Virgin · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 41David denounces the use of Ai to mourn a Chicago legend. Your Huckleberry loves him a plague, especially if Patrick Star is involved. The Artist then casts himself as "Bob" in a…
- Keep Loud and Bright Away From Me · 1 h 27 min · Season 7 Episode 40The Huckleberry must say goodbye to his best gecko friend, Miss Buster. Mex puts 9/11 documentaries on a spectrum. The Artist does his best Mohamed Atta impression as he picks…
- Don't Cry In Front of Chicago Mexicans · 1 h 29 min · Season 7 Episode 39Your Huckleberry and Hawk enjoy a violence-free dinner. Mex discusses the frozen legacy of a guy named "Carbone". The Artist praises Richard Simmons, Polk Salad Annie and anyone…
- Doug Powers Stayed Home Today · 1 h 19 min · Season 7 Episode 38Your Huckleberry actually IS The Huckleberry on the links. Mex doesn't slay Goliath, he just hurts his feelings real, real bad. The Artist then gets put into solitary for his…
- Trim Your Stonehenges, You Dick · 1 h 27 min · Season 7 Episode 37Your Huckleberry almost forgot the thing we ain't supposed to forget. A trip to some Druid megaliths makes The Artist wanna quit golf. Mex misses out on his chance to join a…
- A Guy Named "Sad Balls" · 1 h 34 min · Season 7 Episode 36The Mexican ventures to the volunteer state to get all sweaty. Your Huckleberry is once again almost killed on the links. The Artist sees SWAT as a futbol asset, while others run…
- Head Towards The Goiter · 1 h 23 min · Season 7 Episode 35The Artist has many decrees to get off his chest. Toga Pete almost runs over Mex like a Tsarnaev brother. Mex wants diversity in his pastimes. We learn the horror of the letter…
- YAY! A Frankenstein Head! · 1 h 30 min · Season 7 Episode 34Mex brings you only the best tales of A Christmas Story. Some movie star is stealing Your Huckleberry's Bowie thunder. The Artist hopes he don't have to hand out a Carlo Rizzi…
- NOT A FINGER!!!!! · 1 h 26 min · Season 7 Episode 33Mex mourns the passing of Miss Shields. The Artist longs for the days of tolerable golf, softball and bowling shirts. Your Huckleberry is amazed at two things: a 101-year-old…
- The Mex Abides · 1 h 24 min · Season 7 Episode 32Because The Huckleberry isn't shomer shabbos, he can roll on Saturdays. Mex battles his 10-year-old cousin for air hockey supremacy. The Newlyweds are back in town and getting…
- The Wedding Episode · 2 h 5 min · Season 7 Episode 31Your Huckleberry walks his beloved daughter down the aisle. Festivities ensued and nobody got beat up. Good deal for erbody.
- I Love Italian Jowl Bacon · 1 h 25 min · Season 7 Episode 30Mex's tuxedo arrives in a cardboard briefcase. The jacket arrives with a Talking Heads vibe. Your Huckleberry misses The World Cup but admits he'd rather befoul famous…
- I Definitely Saw a Plume · 1 h 30 min · Season 7 Episode 29Your Huckleberry gets some new shoes. The Artist ventures out into an air quality holocaust but remains a Jaunty Leo. Mex decides the best place for golf knowledge is The…
- I'm Gonna Burp Up a Brazilian Cow · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 28Mex tries Brazilian meat stabbing, and enjoys it. The Artist can't decide if it is wedding stress or a parasite tearing his insides out. Your Huckleberry almost dies doing what…
- You Can't Tape a Guy to a Scooter · 1 h 29 min · Season 7 Episode 27The Huckleberry is super into The World Cup. Mex goes through his list of things to improve the game, including hazardous surfaces. More nonsense to deal with with The Artist's…
- Haggis, Stomach Linings and Dates · 1 h 14 min · Season 7 Episode 26The Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.
- Soccer is Caillou · 1 h 31 min · Season 7 Episode 25Your favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry…
- What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod? · 1 h 24 min · Season 7 Episode 24Mex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks…
- You're Gonna Get Chingasos · 1 h 31 min · Season 7 Episode 23Mex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario…
- I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 22The Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.
- Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One · 1 h 29 min · Season 7 Episode 21Mex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't…
- A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 20The Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for…
- That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle · 1 h 25 min · Season 7 Episode 19The Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The…
- That's a Crisis Goat · 1 h 23 min · Season 7 Episode 18Mex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers…
- That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 17The Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and…
- Editing Out All The Mucus · 1 h 19 min · Season 7 Episode 16Cool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his…
- Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 15Mex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can…
- Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle · 1 h 19 min · Season 7 Episode 14The Artist needs THC for the TSA. We hear a tale about squirrels in the hood. Mex goes on Snaggle's roof for a jam session and Your Huckleberry thinks a guy should be able to…
- Everybody Needs Pants · 1 h 32 min · Season 7 Episode 13Your Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.
- I Wore Out My "Run" Button · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 12The Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome…
- Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy · 1 h 32 min · Season 7 Episode 11Mex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a…
- You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 10Mex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its…
- You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam! · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 9Mex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool…
- Good Chuy Hunting · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 8Mex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting…
- You Can't Lip Sync Shakers · 1 h 21 min · Season 7 Episode 7The Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot…
- The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness · 1 h 26 min · Season 7 Episode 6The Artist decrees no more airports for him. Mex may have stabbed The Missus with a fork in Puerto Rico. Your Huckleberry visits a rainforest, a tall tower and a missing…
- Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice · 1 h 17 min · Season 7 Episode 5The Huckleberry is forced below ground to do his show. Mex shares his love of emergency room waiting areas. The Douchebag Golf Pro is back and crapping on the youth. The Artist…
- Consenting Teenager Diddles · 1 h 22 min · Season 7 Episode 4Mex refuses to participate in group football viewing. The Artist creates two new golf phenomenons: Saplings and Horse Golf. Your Huckleberry busts out some Tiffany and wonders if…
- On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich · 1 h 31 min · Season 7 Episode 3The Huckleberry has an unpleasant interaction with a douchebag golf pro. Your Boi roots for his team, but in a sedated condition. Mex finishes Stranger Things and gots some…
- You Could Be in a Pickle Cult · 1 h 27 min · Season 7 Episode 2The Artist discovers a severe case of Resting Bitch Face at his Fortress of Solitude. Mex questions Winona Ryder's ability to infiltrate a gulag. Your Huckleberry reminisces…
- We Were Raised On Subterfuge · 1 h 24 min · Season 7 Episode 1The Artist starts his seventh season by getting all into them 'lil foos from Hawkins, Indiana. Mex decides he needs more nudity from his commercial jingles. Your Huckleberry has…
- A Series of Ridiculous Culinary Exploits · 1 h 35 min · Season 6 Episode 52David ends Season 6 by declaring that he would rather be an artist than a demagogue. Mex builds a cheating golfer AND a big green monster in his wrestling video game. The…
- The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show · 1 h 12 min · Season 6 Episode 51The Artist celebrates the holidays by hosting the entire cast of characters to Mexy Park. Gifts were exchanged, some were cool, some sucked and a few may be a hazardous waste…
- How Does One Carve a Jheri Curl? · 1 h 21 min · Season 6 Episode 50Mex has to decide how to cover a Humble Pie song. Mouth of Sauron visits to unveil The 6th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show™ plans. The Artist meets a dude…
- The Baba Yaga Took Bay 8 · 1 h 28 min · Season 6 Episode 49Your Huckleberry angers the Levi Golf Club. A good golfer with an extra chromosome makes friends with Mex and The G-Gasm Crew. Mex digs pale guitarists named "Jack". The Artist…
- I'll Send a Happy Thing · 1 h 28 min · Season 6 Episode 48Your Huckleberry laughs at a hypocrite who mocks snizz. Mex's political cartoon may cause a potential war between a non-racist building and a crappy president. War is declared on…
