About this podcast
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 552 episodes
- “I FEEL UNDER APPRECIATED” · 1 h 13 minA caller questions the longevity of their marriage after developing feelings for a local dispensary employee, and a caller eats a lot of flavor blasted goldfish. Hello. I am a…
- “I AM A CLOWN STRIPPER” · 1 h 0 minA caller conducts a social experiment, a caller discusses their life as a stripping clown, and we read viewer mail from a Swedish guy. I was never here. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS…
- “I’M ON AN ATMOSPHERIC BIKE RIDE” - Best of Therapy Gecko · 1 h 7 minIn this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into…
- “I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN” · 47 minA caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode. Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a…
- “I’M IN DOUBLE JEOPARDY” · 1 h 4 minA caller navigates legal trouble, a caller makes an effort to be a better person, and we read a viewer mail about returning to oneself. GTA 6 will fix everything. I am a gecko…
- “I RUN AN ESCAPE ROOM IN A SMALL ITALIAN TOWN” · 1 h 16 minA caller runs an escape room in a small Italian town, a caller questions why his co-workers treat him differently, and a final caller grapples with his reliance on his phone…
- “MY FAKE MARRIAGE IS TURNING REAL” · 1 h 1 minA caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat…
- “WE’RE FLEEING AMERICA” · 1 h 16 minA caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a…
- HORNY IN RURAL ALASKA · 1 h 6 minA caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska. Ring the bell. I am a gecko. GET…
- “I’LL GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE FOR $5” · 1 h 23 minI give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock…
- “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER” · 1 h 3 minA caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water. Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO…
- “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING" · 1 h 1 minA caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl…
- “I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN” · 60 minA caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat. Try it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR…
- “JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE” · 59 minA caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently…
- “I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE” · 58 minA caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream. We…
- “I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM” · 1 h 0 minA caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel…
- “I MIGHT BE RACIST” · 1 h 0 minA caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets. You have the missing piece. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO…
- “I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE” · 1 h 1 minA caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent. The…
- “GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP” · 1 h 4 minA caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey. Hello. I am a gecko. GET…
- “I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS” · 1 h 6 minA caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him. Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko. GET…
- “I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS” · 1 h 4 minA caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace…
- “MY PARENTS DID A WIFE SWAP” · 1 h 3 minA caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life. It is…
- "MY WIFE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY" · 1 h 19 minA caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating…
- “I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE” · 1 h 4 minA caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her…
- “MY MOM WANTS ME OUT” · 56 minA caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a…
- “I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING” · 1 h 3 minA caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tails is…
- “I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT” · 1 h 5 minA caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer…
- “THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN” · 1 h 11 minIn this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot…
- “I BROKE UP A MARRIAGE” · 1 h 7 minA caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlfriend…
- “I’M TRIPPING AT KETAMINE THERAPY RIGHT NOW” · 1 h 7 minA caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller shares…
- “I’M A FEMALE TRUCK DRIVER” · 1 h 0 minA Canadian truck driver opens up about how her ex’s porn addiction changed their life for the better, a caller navigates a high demand relationship, a caller shares why he likes…
- “I LOST A TESTICLE TO CANCER” · 1 h 16 minA golf artist shares how losing a testicle to cancer caused him survivor’s guilt, his unconventional childhood, and how he’s been able to raise 3 children of his own. It was a…
- “I WAS IMPRISONED WITHOUT TRIAL FOR 3 YEARS” · 1 h 11 minIn this IRL episode I talk to people on a sunny day in New York City about being held in prison without trial for 3 years, the life story of a man in his mid-50s, why a guy’s ice…
- “SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?” · 1 h 5 minA caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his…
- “WE HATE EACH OTHER” · 1 h 15 minA couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad…
- “I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR AT A MOVIE THEATER” · 1 h 10 minThis is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups…
- “I GOT SOBER AND IT’S GREAT” · 1 h 7 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about…
- “I’M DATING AN ESCORT” · 1 h 2 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a…
- “I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY” · 1 h 8 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army. This concludes…
- “I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON” · 1 h 13 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living. It is time to skip…
- “I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL” · 1 h 4 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife…
- I RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL · 1 h 12 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic…
- “MY HUSBAND SEXTED A NIGERIAN CHATBOT” · 1 h 11 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their…
- “IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?” · 1 h 13 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an…
- “I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE” · 1 h 9 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with…
- “I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST” · 1 h 14 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach…
- “MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED” · 1 h 1 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller…
- “MY WIFE RAN AWAY” · 1 h 2 minCOME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his…
- “I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR” · 1 h 10 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels…
- “LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE” · 1 h 9 minGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a…
