These 2 Shouldn't Have A Podcast
by Paul Macleod & Karl Sandland
Spitting Fines, Toilet Roll Wars and Tattoo Regrets | EP011
About this podcast
Ever wondered what happens when two mates get microphones and absolutely no supervision? Neither did we.
Welcome to 'These 2 Shouldn't Have a Podcast' with Paul Macleod and Karl Sandland — where each episode starts with one topic and somehow ends up somewhere completely different.
We talk about all sorts of random stuff. Sometimes we agree, sometimes we don't, but we always take the p*ss out of each other, and ourselves.
Unplanned. Unfiltered. Stories. Dodgy opinions. Laughs and the occasional bit of accidental wisdom.
If you're easily confused, you probably won't get it.
If you're up for a bit of random sh*t...and a laugh - listen in!
New episode every Thursday.
Episodes
- Spitting Fines, Toilet Roll Wars and Tattoo Regrets | EP011 · 39 min · Season 1 Episode 11Over or under? Toilet roll direction gets surprisingly heated, and it might have something to do with being left-handed. Plus: should spitting in the street get you an instant…
- Is Cereal a Soup? Karl Takes an Autism Quiz and What Do You Do With the Ashes? | EP010 · 35 min · Season 1 Episode 10Is cereal a soup? Listener Bobby wants answers, and These 2 actually try to settle it. Then Karl takes an autism screening quiz with Paul answering on his behalf, and we share…
- Stuck in a Lift, Cheese Factory Horror Stories and the Great Crisp Flavour Debate | EP009 · 29 min · Season 1 Episode 9Stuck in a lift for 10 hours: would you rather be trapped with someone who won't stop talking, or someone who ignores you completely? Plus a cheese factory story that'll put you…
- Bags Full of Bags, Yoghurt Pot Tupperware and Did We Really Land on the Moon? | EP008 · 29 min · Season 1 Episode 8Got a bag full of bags under the sink? A yoghurt pot that hasn't held yoghurt in years? These 2 want to know which household habits are secretly universal. Suggest a topic, or…
- Sausage Sauce, Terrible Sales Pitches and Why We Started This Podcast | EP007 · 37 min · Season 1 Episode 7What sauce belongs on a sausage? Can you sell a laptop to someone who doesn't need one? And why did two blokes who met on a coaching course decide to start a podcast? Suggest a…
- Stinky Stickers, Doorman Chaos, DJ Disasters and the Shortest Job Ever | EP006 · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 6Scratch-and-sniff stickers, a pub proposal that exposed a cheater and still turned into a party, and a job that lasted three and a half hours. Suggest a topic, or find every…
- Getting Old, Bike Vandalism, Pineapple on Pizza and Smelly Coins | EP005 · 39 min · Season 1 Episode 5Do coins actually smell, or is it just you? Plus a school bike vandalism story, the joys of getting up to pee at 3am, and the eternal question: pineapple on pizza? Suggest a…
- Broken Olympic Medals, Supermarket Sheep, and Should AI Replace Juries? | EP004 · 35 min · Season 1 Episode 4Olympic gold medals that snap in half, 50 sheep raiding a German supermarket, and a serious question: should AI decide whether you're guilty? Suggest a topic, or find every…
- First Cars, Dodgy Paint Jobs, Car Accidents and When Farts Are Funny | EP003 · 26 min · Season 1 Episode 3A yellow Daihatsu sprayed black, a Mini whose wheels fell off, an uncle with a paintbrush, a sheep in the road… and the big question: when are farts actually funny? Suggest a…
- Smuggling 116 Lizards on a Bus + Spiders, Cats, Wicked & Wild Mate Stories | EP002 · 35 min · Season 1 Episode 2A woman tried to get 116 lizards across the Russian border in pouches sewn inside her jacket. These 2 have questions. Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at…
- Cartoons vs Channel 5 Movies, Would You Rather, Tech Debates, and Celebrity CEOs | EP001 · 35 min · Season 1 Episode 1Would you rather fight a cat with wings or a snake with legs? Keep your phone or your laptop forever? And which celebrity would you trust to run your business? Suggest a topic…
- We Couldn't Even Say the Name (Intro Bloopers) · 3 minBefore the proper episodes arrive, here's proof of why this podcast probably shouldn't exist. Suggest a topic, or find every episode, at https://these2podcast.com This is the…







