About this podcast
Like a grew up in the 90s Statler and Waldorf, only more jaded and semi topical.
The third can podcast is the sweet spot on the night. The first, hello, the second, did you see the match. The third is witty banter and nostalgia before things go down hill at can four (it's all “their” fault), can five (breaking the seal and from now it's just going to the toilet), can six (poorly thought out eBay purchases) and can seven (text messages with legal repercussions).
Episodes
The newest 20 of 30 episodes
- 30. Schrodinger’s Museli (1.11.26) · 4 min · Season 1 Episode 30Everyone is ill, the good news and don't cut bits out of the Young Ones.
- 29. Burnham's Clean Hands (25.10.26) · 21 min · Season 1 Episode 29Bring back Peters bakery, end poo hands, don't watch Demon Seed and Harry offers investment opportunities.
- 28. Hopefully the Ants will Kill us Quickly (18.10.26) · 33 min · Season 1 Episode 28Good News, a new classy documentary, how will humanity end, and in praise of the Intercity 125.
- 27. Solo Podding is not a Euphemism (11.10.26) · 5 min · Season 1 Episode 27Solo pod featuring the good news, our worst taste sketch yet and an advert from the past.
- 26. The JJB Sports of Modern Politics (4.10.26) · 44 min · Season 1 Episode 26Graffiti, cheap energy drinks, ranting about politics and new AI.
- 25. Diana is still dead shock (27.9.26) · 40 min · Season 1 Episode 25It's the someone has a book out to exploit their dead sister special. Featuring energy price cap advice, Smith's Crisps, random adverts from the internet and blaming everything…
- 24. Back to Uni special (20.9.26) · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 24A returned rabbit, remembering Independence Day, is uni worth it and trying on dresses for entertainment. With special guest Lisa Vile.
- 23. Different Times (13.9.26) · 7 min · Season 1 Episode 23The news, inappropriate TV and an earworm.
- 22. Are Greggs listening to us? (6.9.26) · 33 min · Season 1 Episode 22The return of a classic, only bigger! O2 can get in the bin along with irrational guilt and Bart vs the Space Mutants. Beigetastic…
- 21. The Attenborough Protocol (30.8.26) · 39 min · Season 1 Episode 21Return of the Spending Shoes, more bank holidays please and we say farewell to our favourite truck.
- 20. The Stabby Age (22.8.26) · 48 min · Season 1 Episode 20Topical headlines, appreciating a Bogus Journey, we are old and crap banks.
- 19. Bonus Premier League Preview Pod (16.8.26) · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 19Our season preview massively overran so we've made it a stand-alone pod. A self-indulgent chat between middle aged men (or a podcast as it is called).
- 18. The Green Wristband of Entitlement (16.8.26). · 22 min · Season 1 Episode 18The Luddite goes undercover to see how the other half live, we advertise new teeth, ask a cat for legal advice and insult the new Newcastle badge consultation. Slightly less…
- 17. Podcast 2.0 (8.8.26) · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 17Putting out a fire by pouring petrol on it NUFC style, bringing back basketball boots and plastic tat, poor taste adverts and poor financial advice.
- 16. Howe did it come to this? (3.8.26) · 37 min · Season 1 Episode 16Newcastle loose a manager, Johnny rediscovers his spending shoes and which was the best phone of all time?
- 15. Slurring and new sponsors (28.7.26) · 27 min · Season 1 Episode 15Slurry drunken speech. the return of Harry the Bastard and a round up of the World Cup. RIP King Kev.
- 14. Bring Back Meth Pops (14.7.26) · 22 min · Season 1 Episode 14Train station PA announcements, bollocks to running, we want classic ice creams back and an annoying tune.
- 13. Johnny's Magic Spending Shoes (6.7.26) · 28 min · Season 1 Episode 13Good news, autocrats not being as fun as they once were and sketch comedy. Not actually sponsored by Um Bongo.
- 12. Bring Back Proper Mars Bars (21.6.26) · 11 min · Season 1 Episode 12Solo podding, making light of terrorism, ICE Pool update and country dead naming. More important, how to taste an old school Mars bar (not a euphemism).
- 11. World Cup Quickie Update (14.6.26) · 9 min · Season 1 Episode 11A quick update of the good news and the ICE pool.
