Tom Kelly Show
by Tom Kelly
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About this podcast
Tom Kelly is a Long Island comedian going through his midlife crisis with an independent podcast where he just has fun.
After decades working behind the scenes in television and radio, Tom mixes comedy, personal stories, show-business adventures, Long Island characters, street interviews, local businesses and conversations with interesting people.
Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's deep. There's no real plan. Whether it's at a TV show or on the Long Island Expressway . . . you're with Tom Kelly . . . in the moment as Tom keeps trying to remember to have fun.
Episodes
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- 490: Remembering Patrick Stewart, Captain Picard & Saying Goodbye to New York City · 29 minRemembering Patrick Stewart, Captain Picard & Saying Goodbye to New York City Remembering Sir Patrick Stewart, the legendary actor behind Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek…
- 489: Norm MacDonald Documentary Judd Apatow & Alternate Side Of The Street Parking · 16 minDid Judd Apatow's Norm Macdonald documentary really capture the comedian behind the legendary jokes? Comedian Tom Kelly records a solo episode from his car on Manhattan's Upper…
- 488: Star Trek, Vertical Dramas & The Future of AI Entertainment · 23 minIs Paramount Plus's modern Star Trek losing what made the original series great? And will AI-generated videos eventually replace actors, comedians and content creators? Tom and…
- 487: Paul McCartney Is With My Ex and Why Keith Chase Hates Long Island · 29 minWhy does comedian Keith Chase (@ChaseTheShortGuy) hate Long Island — even though he grew up in one of its wealthier communities? Tom Kelly sits down with fellow Long Island…
- 486: Why Businesses Hate Long Island Influencers · 19 minWhy are some Long Island business owners getting frustrated with influencers — and does paying someone $1,500 for an Instagram video actually bring customers through the door?…
- 485: Dealing With Pet Loss - Pet Loss Therapist Judith Rosen · 24 minIs losing a pet really as painful as losing a human family member? How do you know when pet grief has become something you need help dealing with—and what should you NEVER say to…
- 484: Long Island's First Buffalo Pizza Slice - Pizzaiola Peter Romanelli · 24 minLong Island Based Influencer and Comedian Tom Kelly was complaining about the growth of people doing videos and similar to his. Brittany Stigliano - ThatMom_Brittany on Instagram…
- 482: Perez Hilton And What I Hate About Lindenhurst - Plus Dog Poop · 28 minTom Kelly goes from celebrity culture to Long Island problems and then ends with a tribute to one of the people who helped shape his life. Tom reacts to the troubling news…
- 481a: Long Island's Unwritten Rules Part 2 | Live From Lucharitos in Melville · 19 minNow posting this as video. Please text if you get it. - Editing Error - Had To Repost The Long Island debate continues! After receiving more than 1,000 Facebook comments, Tom…
- 480: Unwritten Long Island Rules at Lucharito's of Melville (Part 1) · 23 minWhat are the unwritten rules of Long Island? Tom Kelly and video producer Steve Burger take over Lucharitos on Walt Whitman Road in Melville to debate the rules every real Long…
- 479: Long Island Pizza Wars At Autospa of Williston Park With Fat Jay · 19 minThe Tom Kelly Show goes on location to Auto Spa of Williston Park on Willis Avenue for a sponsored podcast with Tom Kelly, Steve Burger behind the camera, and special guest Fat…
- 478: Massapequa Bullying and 40th Birthday Lessons · 26 minDoes the Massapequa School District have a bullying problem? On this episode of **The Tom Kelly Show**, Tom talks honestly — and still somehow comedically — about bullying in…
- Long Island Crimes And Naming Every Town On Long Island · 36 minTom Kelly and Steve Burgerer riff on Long Island "victimless crimes," fake service dogs, loud motorcycles, e-bikes, bad parking etiquette, walkable towns, and whether naming…
- 476: Ralphs Italian Ice Of Farmingdale - Robberies, Mistakes and Fun · 17 minmade a video claiming there was no Ralph's Italian Ice in Farmingdale. Long Island was not happy. The town came after me! 😅 After getting flooded with corrections (and a few…
- Audio Only: Riverhead Town Board Drama / Massapequa School Board Election Results · 22 minong Island Comedian Tom Kelly and producer Steve hit the road for another chaotic in-the-car episode of The Tom Kelly Show — recorded while driving through Long Island and…
- Riverhead Town Board Drama / Massapequa School Board Election Results · 23 minong Island Comedian Tom Kelly and producer Steve hit the road for another chaotic in-the-car episode of The Tom Kelly Show — recorded while driving through Long Island and…
- Spotify Video Test: Goodbye Stephen Colbert · 16 minThis is a video upload of the Goodbye Stephen Colbert Episode. I'm trying to see if this episode will show ups as video on Spotify and other podcast platforms.
- Goodbye Stephen Colbert - From The Substitute Warm Up Comedian · 16 minComedian and longtime TV warm-up performer Tom Kelly reacts to the final episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and what it means for the future of late-night television…
- 472: Lynn Russo Massapequa School Board Candidate · 41 minThe final of four interviews with Massapequa's candidates running in Massapequa's school board election on Tuesday May 19th. Dr. Lynn Russo, PhD ESQ is a practicing lawyer with a…
- 471: Massapequa Board Candidate Cheryl Lepre · 40 minComedian and podcast host Tom Kelly continues his Massapequa School Board interview series with current board member and candidate Cheryl Lepre. - Recorded at Paradise Studios in…
- 470: Massapequa School Board Candidate - Danielle Ocuto · 39 minCurrent Massapequa school board member and candidate Danielle Ocuto joins Tom at Paradise Studios in Massapequa for a wide-ranging discussion about: The "Save the Chief" mascot…
- 469: Massapequa School Board Candidate: Bobby Bonett · 28 minTom Kelly runs into Bobby Bonett a magazine publisher running for school board in Massapequa, Long Island. - What follows is a raw, unscripted conversation about: Local politics…
- 467: Finding Mary Smith - Al Isaacs Finds Out He Is Adopted While Dealing With Parents' Dementia · 57 minWhat would you do if you found out — in your 50s — that you were adopted? Tonight on The Tom Kelly Show, comedian and author Al Isaacs shares the unbelievable true story behind…
- 465 : Long Island Identity Crisis - Colbert End · 21 minTom talks about his continued identity crisis as Stephen Colbert ends his talk show and Long Island Real Estate agents start mimicking his Long Island content. Plus: some behind…
- Sunrise Mall Is Officially DEAD 😳 | Justin Timberlake DWI Drama + Apple Watch Tracking Your Sex?! · 17 minComedian Tom Kelly reacts to breaking Long Island news: the final store inside the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa is closing, officially ending an era for one of Long Island's most…
- 463: Long Island Favorites Things - Bars, Pizza, Malls, Clubs & Bad Decisions · 22 minPodcasting from a loaner car on Sunrise Highway, blinded by golden hour like a true Long Island poet, comedian Tom Kelly and producer Steve Burger break down the ultimate list of…
- 462: New York Electronic Chains Past And Present · 24 minElectronics Stores: PC Richard, The Wiz, Circuit City, Best Buy, Crazy Eddie and . . . Tower Records (which did not belong on the list). Tom Kelly and comedian Steve Burger…
- 461: James Vanderbeek Remembered and Bad Bunny Half Time Review · 17 minThe final review of the Bad Bunny Superbowl Half Time Show that you didn't want to watch. Did caucasians miss out on some of the important nuances of Bad Bunny's performance…
- 461: Coffee Barn, Merrick Long Island · 9 minTom Kelly and Steve Burger take a drive to Merrick to check out The Barn — the former Dairy Barn turned viral drive-thru drink factory that's somehow both nostalgic and wildly…
- 460: Long Island Influencers And Mamdani's Snow Day · 19 minMayor Zohran Mamdani is forcing New York City school kids to do a day of virtual learning on a snow day! Long Island Influencers are crowding Instagram and Tiktok. Tom has strong…
- 459: What I Learned Moving To Long Island · 21 minTrevor DeBlase from the legendary Keller Williams real estate team in Franklin Square, Long Island and comedian Tom Kelly dig into the real stuff nobody tells you about moving…
- 458: Long Island's 12 Worst Parking Lots · 22 minLong Island's 12 Worst Parking Lots As Determined By Tom Kelly Show viewers. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger react. Plus a tasting the coffee at Merrick's Coffee Barn.
- 457: REPLY ALL TO THE WRONG FAMILY HOLIDAY E-MAIL · 17 minThe first in-studio podcast of 2026 kicks off with reflection, rebellion, and one perfectly unhinged act of digital chaos. In this episode of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom talks about…
- 456: Stolen Premises and DJ Chef Influencer Event · 23 minTom Kelly goes into further detail why he feels the comedian Porkchop was wrong to steal his premise about Massapequa Moms. Tom may not own the word Massapequa, Mom, or Facebook…
- 455: Phil's Pizza Of Syosset - Viral Pizza Comedy · 25 minIs he the Soup Nazi of Long Island pizza… or the working man's anti-hero? 🍕 Tom heads to Phil's Pizza of Syosset, Long Island to sit down with Anthony Lorino—the guy behind those…
- 453: Long Island Girls / Awkward Show And Tell · 30 minJoin comedian Tom Kelly and guest Daniella Anastasio Bardazzi as they unpack Long Island loyalty, sexy Halloween costumes, skincare secrets, underwear drawer discoveries, and the…
- 452: Is Rockville Centre Bougie and Long Island Men Who Will Ruin You · 21 minTom Kelly and Steve Burger discuss: A Massapequa Restaurant charges students a SURCHARGE The types of Long Island guys who will "Ruin You" Words Tom Learned while going to…
- 451: Nominated For Best Of Long Island · 24 minWhy Long Island stand-up crowds are tough but loyal Tom's Best of LI nomination and why he's counting on YOU The eternal war: LIRR vs. Metro North (spoiler: Janette is Team…
- 450: New Joke Show Adam Gabel · 30 minTwo broken wrists and two microphones! Comedian Adam Gabel (@AJGabel) joins for an impromptu show. Adam runs "Not Ripe Bananas" — a Tuesday night workout room at West Side Comedy…
- 449: Broke Both Wrists In A NYC Pothole · 15 minTom Kelly broke both of his wrists after hitting a pothole on 76th St. in New York City. What happened? How is he going to stay positive? Plus Tom's first time emceeing at the…
- 448: Elements Of A Good Wingman · 20 minWhat are the elements of a good wingman? Tom Kelly asked his friend Maney of the Maney and LauRen radio show to be his wingman with WBTV's QC Life Anchor Jana Angel. Sadly, Maney…
- 447: Twirled Out · 17 minAfter his interview of Long Island's Twirly Guy / Mr. Twirling Hands goes Viral Tom Kelly talks about whether or not he is equipped to be an "investigative reporter" when it…
- 446: Twirly Guy - Long Island - · 15 minFor more than 15 years, Jeff (aka Twirly Guy, Twirling Guy, Twirly, Mr. Twirls) has been a fixture on the Long Island club, dance, party, and festival scene. If you've been to…
- 445: Saving Jordon Hudson, Stephen Colbert, PBS, NPR and Howard Stern · 22 minEasy ideas on how you can help save Stephen Colbert, PBS, NPR, Howard Stern and Big Bird! Are "carpet baggers" ruining the beauty contest / pageant system? Will Bill Bellichick's…
- 444: Grill Hampton Long Island by Dan's Taste Long Island · 23 minTom Kelly is a "celebrity judge" at Grill Hampton for Dan's Taste Long Island by Dan's Papers in East Hampton, Long Island New York. While complaining about not having a hotel…
- 443: North Shore Vs South Shore Long Island Guys · 22 minTom Kelly and Steve Burger ride to the Green Acres Mall to film a video. While on the way, they discuss 1) Green Acre Mall is it a dive or does it just suffer from old…
- 442: Fix Your Flags Long Island, Blown Off Plans and Limerence2 · 20 minFeeling stuck between heartbreak, taxes, and Fourth of July fireworks? You're not alone. In this brutally honest, hilariously ranty "manifesto edition" of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom…
- 441: Tom's Creepy DMs, Cancelled Celebs, Long Island Realness · 32 minTom Kelly is joined by his high school friend Daniela Anastasio for a hilarious and deeply relatable conversation that covers everything from waxed wooden floors and awkward…
- 440: Brian Balthazar – HGTV, Hamsters, and Midlife Reinvention · 25 minTom travels to Jenkintown, Pennsylvania, to visit friend and fellow reinvention expert Brian Balthazar — former HGTV executive, Today Show producer, stand-up comic, and co-host…
- EDS: Tompic Train · 15 minTom makes an appearance on the Elvis Duran Show hosting the "Topic Train". Thought I'd give a little exclusive clip to my "audio listener" friends.
