Two Brits in America
by Two Brits in America - Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden
Scottish language, Brits telling British jokes, beer names, AI…
About this podcast
Two Brits (more specifically Englishmen) now living in America discuss the nuances of two nations seperated by the Atlantic Ocean.
There is no limit to the nature of the subjects that are up for discussion.
Culture, food, sports, travel, beer, monarchy, politics, language, plus tons more, will be debated and analyzed (aka. analysed).
Fasten your seat belts, be tolerant, understanding, and have a laugh or two or three.
The added benefit of listening to this podcast for our American friends is that if you travel across the pond, you will be able to hit the ground running and fit right in with the local cuture, and be language fluent (sort of).
Episodes
The newest 20 of 30 episodes
- Scottish language, Brits telling British jokes, beer names, AI takeover, the DIY'er, school exams from the old days · 29 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Subjects of discussion Hurricane Damage in Florida Travel Adventures and Long-Haul FlightsSpeaking Engagement in Scotland…
- Landscape robots, abbreviated English slang, mega ship cruising, and redneck English dinners · 24 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Areas of discussion. Are we getting lazy because we are using robots to do more stuff around the house? Are the English…
- Japan and robots, English Pies, Football (aka soccer), English Tea opinions, and other educational stuff · 28 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Episode of diverse subjects: Japan – trains, people, food, robot security guardsShepherds Pie or Cottage PieAnother British…
- Police Academy, Plane Trains, Robots, Heinz Baked Beans, British Comedy on TV · 37 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Episode of diverse subjects: Francis learning to be a policeman, sort of..More tipping wierdnessReinventing the lingo for…
- Christmas time trip across the pond to the Old Country. London, Food, Sports, Airlines, and loads more.. · 42 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Francis yaks plenty about his recent trip to the old country. Subjects discussed include: LondonFish and chipsSports…
- Weather, Cruising, Public Toilets, Aliens, Trains, and Diets - just normal everyday stuff to chat about · 45 minMalcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden chat about various subjects of intellect and interest. Malcolm in the Arctic, Francis on the World's largest cruise ship, plus personal…
- Sports & Recreation wierdness, croissants, England visitors adjusting to U.S. cultures · 37 minLighthearted stories about having British family visit for two weeks, bringing familiar snacks and reigniting old British habits. This leads to conversations about family…
- UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods, and mosquitoes · 38 minFrancis and Malcolm discuss various topics including the differences between UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods like toad in the hole…
- Airlines, Weather, Robotaxis, Getting Old, Wifi Ovens, Language annoyances, and yummy Toad in the Hole · 35 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Recent flight delays and cancellations. Is Britain to blame for the bad weather? Taking a ride in a Waymo robotaxi Wi-Fi…
- Airport signs, language confusion, and a few words and phrases to help people become more bilingual. · 31 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. More language wierdness from around the USA, including a unique passenger sign at Milwaukee Airport. The recombobulate…
- Today's Intellectual Subjects: Doctor Visits, 911 or 999, Home Electronics, Pain Meds and Window Panes, French Fries · 32 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. Subjects up for discussion and be warned, Francis is on a roll today: Doctor visitsValentine Day911 or 999 calls - why…
- 'Tis the season to talk about appropriate things and some that are not. Happy 2025 all. · 38 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. It is that time of the year again. "Time flies when you are having fun" or as Kermit the Frog once said, "Time is fun when…
- Turkey, Election Day Planning, Thanksgiving Travel Chaos, and a little Dr. Who lookback · 33 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. It was the time around Thanksgiving Day when this was recorded, so some discussion was required. So where did the name…
- Time Zones, Siri Accents, British Food, plus other bits of Humor (aka Humour) and Confusion · 42 minTime zones, daylight savings time around the world. Why does it have to be confusing? Especially if you travel. Why are some nations 30 mins or even 15 mins offset from the rest…
- The challenges of Cruising and Moving. Cheese rolls, roast lamb, calendars, pickleball and other useful and useless information · 30 minHave you ever been on a cruise ship, especially a large one, and got lost? Ever left your cabin and turned the wrong way? It's all part of the fun. Trying to understand why…
- Defying logic - medical forms, prisons, TV adverts, and other annoying stuff · 33 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. The moving house saga continues for a few minutes, so excuse us for that. Some things we just don't get or it defies logic…
- The "Logical or Not" discussion: Moving house quotes; Olympic medal count; Device cables; Over-tourism in Europe · 32 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. More gripes and analysis from the Two Brits in America. House Moving Quotes: Illogical explanation of costOlympic Medal…
- Food & Drink anomolies - Mothers Ruin, Spotted Dick, room temperature beer, and the case to ban tipping · 34 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. The title will tempt you to listen to the whole podcast. What on earth is Mother's Ruin and Spotted Dick? The attempt to…
- AI, Public Holidays, Grocery Stores, Saying Stuff Out of Line, and other food for thought · 37 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. A mention about Artifical Intelligence - facts and opinions. That time of year it is, so a chat about Public Holidays (ie…
- Wacky Sports, Atlanta Airport Parking, Food Nuances and Gripes from both sides of the Pond · 38 minThe Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden. After describing the fallout from explaining cricket and goat racing from Malcolm's recent experience in Tobago, we get…







