Two Simps and a Micraphone
by Two Simps and a Micraphone
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Latest episode
Things That Piss Us Off More Than They Should! | Two Simps S1E7
Things That Piss Us Off More Than They Should! | Two Simps S1E7
About this podcast
Two middle-aged guys with a lifetime of stories, questionable decisions, and even more questionable opinions. Steve and John talk life, relationships, marriage, getting older, health, work, and whatever else comes up. With backgrounds in emergency medicine, law enforcement, and EMS, we've seen some things—and we have stories to tell. Nothing is off limits. Grab a cold one, pull up a chair, and hang out with Two Simps and a Micraphone. And remember: if someone sent this to you… you might be a Simp.
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Episodes
- Things That Piss Us Off More Than They Should! | Two Simps S1E7 · 54 minEver notice how the older you get, the less patience you have for stupid stuff? This week on Two Simps and a Micraphone, John and Steve are airing their grievances about the…
- Are we turning into our Dads?!?| Two Simps S01 E06 · 60 min · Season 1 Episode 6S01 E06 — Are We Turning Into Our Dads? The older we get, the more familiar we sound. This week on Two Simps, we ask the question we never thought we’d have to: are we turning…
- AfterHours: The Conversation Continues | S01 E05 | Two Simps and a Micraphone · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 5Clock out and hang out with Two Simps and a Micraphone. AfterHours S01 E05 is here—another round of conversation with the Simps. Press play, settle in, and let us know what you…
- Dumbest Thing We Ever Bought | Two Simps and a Micraphone | S1 E5 · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 5Some purchases seem like a great idea… until you have to explain them. In Season 1, Episode 5 of Two Simps and a Micraphone, we’re talking about the dumbest things we’ve ever…
- AfterHours S1E4 · 51 minSteve and John talk about getting "Canceled" on a Tiktok reel for talking about ivermectin early on during covid, medical buisness, patients and what needs to change.
- Dating Now vs. Then | Two Simps — S1 E4 · 1 h 12 min · Season 1 Episode 4Has dating changed for the better—or just gotten more complicated? In Season 1, Episode 4 of Two Simps, we’re talking dating now vs. then: how people connect, what’s changed, and…
- Surviving the ’80s & Going Off Topic | AFTERHOURS S01E03 · 1 h 13 minWe talk about the TWOSIMPS episode “Surviving the ’80s Part One,” get into a discussion about ivermectin, and catch up on whatever else comes to mind. No set agenda—just another…
- How the Hell Did We Survive the '80s (Part 1) · 1 h 11 min · Season 1 Episode 3How the hell did we survive the ’80s? In Part 1, John and Steve look back at growing up when parents didn’t know where you were, safety gear was optional, and playgrounds seemed…
- We Had a Plan... Then AfterHours Happened S1E2 · 1 h 12 minWe started by looking back at Episode 2 of Two Simps and a Micraphone—what we thought we knew at 25, relationships, money, getting older, and all the things we were completely…
- Two Simps and a Micraphone S1E2: Things We Knew at 25 That Were Completly Wrong · 1 h 5 min · Season 1 Episode 2At 25, we had life pretty much figured out. Turns out, we didn't know shit. John and Steve look back at what their 25-year-old selves believed about relationships, money…
- AfterHours S1E1: The Filter is Off · 1 h 8 minThe lights are down. The filter is off. Welcome to After Hours. In the very first episode of Two Simps and a Micraphone: After Hours, John and Steve take the conversation beyond…
- Episode 1-What the Hell is a SIMP? · 1 h 3 min · Season 1 Episode 1What the hell is a simp—and are we already guilty? In the very first episode of Two Simps and a Micraphone, John and Steve attempt to figure out what being a “simp” actually…
