Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell
Chris Rodell
How come there are no chicken nipples?
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Dive into the madcap world of Chris Rodell, the man who gained 20 pounds on the Elvis Presley diet, was handcuffed to his wife for love, and laid on a bed of nails for a story. With over 3,000 tales from top magazines, Chris's adventures are anything but typical. Join us for a whirlwind of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable moments that add substance to your soul and happiness to your heart. Tune in and color outside the lines with Chris!
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