Hello Dysfunction
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S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending
S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending
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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
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- S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending · 1 h 6 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 375Veterans deserve better, soup can be dangerous, scars are cool but vandalism is not. Interviews in Singapore, Christmas excitement, British bad habits and things people cannot…
- S2 Ep374: I Need Some Privacy · 59 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 374Lev was emotional, Pat had some photos done, Peez doesn’t want to be normal and Grey is a great name. Wear socks with your shoes, men should move to an island, some…
- S2 Ep373: Happy Birthday, He’s Engaged · 56 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 373It doesn’t feel like Halloween, doctor’s scales are liars, always thrift wool and Brian is dead. Hippos love pumpkins, being cringe on IG, maga minaj is embarrassing and age gap…
- S2 Ep372: If It’s Sticky, I’m Not Buying It · 1 h 15 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 372I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask. Lev and I get into…
- S2 Ep371: Humbled by Taco Bell · 1 h 19 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 371A $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job interviews, and knowing when to apologize…
- S2 Ep370: You’re a Fed · 1 h 7 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 370Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some…
- S2 Ep369: Would You Cheat On A Murderer ? · 50 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 369Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really…
- S2 Ep368: Use Your Nose · 1 h 6 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 368Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat…
- S2 Ep367: SilverDaddies Support Group · 1 h 23 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 367Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes…
- S2 Ep366: Lindsay Is Innocent · 1 h 1 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 366Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a…
- S2 Ep365: Disgusting Habits · 1 h 43 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 365Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil…
- S2 Ep364: Dick Doctor · 54 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 364Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a…
- S2 Ep363: P**sy Injections · 1 h 6 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 363Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun…
- S2 Ep362: Thursday Is Orange · 59 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 362Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more…
- S2 Ep361: Evil Rice · 1 h 20 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 361Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush…
- S2 Ep360: I Got Hacked · 1 h 8 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 360A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost…
- S2 Ep359: Dirty Mackin · 1 h 2 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 359Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check…
- S2 Ep358: Meet The Host · 49 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 358Happy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join…
- S2 Ep357: Who's More Elegant · 1 h 9 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 357Summer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal yawn and put on a bra. For weekly bonus…
- S2 Ep356: We’re Not Animals · 1 h 28 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 356Summer break has started, Bunny is turning 18, some wild documentaries and Peez needs a band-aid. Don’t declaw animals, no eye contact, figging not fogging and humans need two…
- S2 Ep355: Her Other Mom ft Natalia Durazo · 59 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 355Welcome Natalia! Being a true LA girly, early face tattoos, being allergic to THC and recreating hood classics. Running multiple businesses while honoring a relatable upbringing…
- S2 Ep354: "Naked Woman" ft Alex Kekesi w PornHub · 1 h 6 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 354Welcome Alex! Surround yourself with creatives, long live Mook Life, debunking harmful PH rumors and SW is hard work. Unexplained censorship, viewers can spot a fraud, reviewing…
- S2 Ep353: 7-11 Dance Off ft 2 Soliid · 1 h 10 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 353Welcome 2Soliid! Becoming an award winning braider, teaching incarcerated women, the importance of multiple hustles and staying out of trouble. Processing grief, social anxiety…
- S2 Ep352: You're Scaring The Hoes ft Abe · 1 h 48 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 352Welcome Abe! Home school, the Bay Area’s weird white culture, Juggalos and a respectable scam. San Francisco’s shift, gentrification, Swamp Storiez reveal and we hate Walnut…
- S2 Ep351: Chili Finger · 1 h 3 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 351We’re keeping our jean jackets, tattoo is finished, medication adjustments and a wild hospital visit. Mother’s Day was rough, boys are becoming “hot”, chili trauma and pandemic…
- S2 Ep350: Blame The Worms ft Jaymee · 1 h 11 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 350Welcome Jaymee! RIP Midnight, a weekend getaway, wild birthday parties and permanent effects of SSRI’s. Scotch tape is more useful than we thought, watch your mouth, bring back…
- S2 Ep349: Zoom Out ft Mykillah · 1 h 35 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 349Welcome Mykillah! Stay Golden, we’re becoming the Jetsons, love makes you softer and a medication journey. Early perimenopause, loving yourself, the guilt of success and skin…
- S2 Ep348: Wash Your Panties · 1 h 12 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 348Where are the gas boosters, too many hats, hurts to walk and our girl is getting surgery. Bring back executions, my time with a Little, don’t eat inside McDonald’s and horrible…
- S2 Ep347: Crying In The Donut · 1 h 49 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 347They can’t arrest us all, the church is on the way, Stephanie was combative and social anxiety is crippling. Waking up to an actual nightmare, what happened to Ashlee Jenae…
- S2 Ep346: Dicksappointed ft Jose - EXPLICIT · 1 h 47 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 346Welcome back Jose! Living vicariously, sniffies action shots, men catfishing and passionate making out. Making it clap, danglers, hidden glory holes and the feeling of poppers…
- S2 Ep345: Granny Pants ft Elrod (@mexakitsch) · 2 h 20 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 345Welcome Elrod!! The exhilaration of a thrift score, Pat’s grown woman foot, moving to the Bay Area and understanding that failure is a lesson. Creating an arsenal of skills…
- S2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx · 1 h 30 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 344Welcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older…
- S2 Ep343: Freaky Furs ft Deltrice · 50 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 343Welcome Deltrice! RIP Myspace, St. Patrick’s ugly history, prayers for Lev and DJ Fresh’s keen intuition. Growing up with a natural gift, the introduction of Bella, hometown…
- S2 Ep342: Horny Poetry ft Miss Ashleigh · 1 h 18 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 342Welcome Miss Ashleigh! Great minds think alike, growing up in the country, ancestry surprises and psychology studies. Radio shows, spoken word, navigating the mental side of sw…
- S2 Ep341: Woman of Leisure ft Sexy Nelly · 1 h 39 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 341Welcome Nelly! Gas station hostage, sickness is going around, intro to the game and girls are sexualized EARLY. Always trust your gut, spicy online content, working for a service…
- S2 Ep340: Three Day Run · 1 h 9 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 340Been a busy girl, unexpected visitor, great Bay Area representation and Gavin should stop talking. A local kidnapping, pray for Mexico, RIP PeeWee and don’t be rich and play…
- S2 Ep339: Rub Maps ft Alyssa · 2 h 0 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 339Welcome Alyssa! We love good maintenance, are women the gross ones, men will do anything and a provider does not want your man. Don't discuss too much on the phone, creative new…
- S2 Ep338: Not Mething Around ft Jose · 1 h 44 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 338Welcome Jose! Super Bowl weekend , fold your clothes, we don’t understand numbers and college is hard. Neighbors being ridiculous, driving ticket tips, Kraft singles and surprise…
- S2 Ep337: Not My Stud ft Jaymee · 1 h 46 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 337Meet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens! ❤️ Follow…
- S2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello” · 1 h 8 min · Řada 2 Epizoda 336It’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic…
- S1 Ep335: Boston Beckham · 2 h 0 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 335Crystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike…
- S1 Ep334: Jacosta · 1 h 35 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 334Peez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad…
- S1 Ep333: Happy New Year 2026 · 1 h 21 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 333Nice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM. For bonus…
- S1 Ep332: A Christmas Miracle · 2 h 2 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 332Disclaimer: we’ve experienced some technical difficulties this week so our apologies for the sound quality!! They have since been corrected so next week will be great! Christmas…
- S1 Ep331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug · 1 h 33 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 331Pat is sick, telepathy is real, it’s ok to be a gremlin and the holiday party was LOVE. Christmas can be every day, let’s play QVC, POTUS finds a new low and perimenopause…
- S1 Ep330: Do A Bump · 1 h 42 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 330Pat is the grinch, we hate inconsiderate neighbors, check on your mom if she screams and 67 is not a devil number. Dressing for attention is over, always use the correct wipes…
- S1 Ep329: Dirty White Gremlin · 2 h 7 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 329Celebs will always let you down, don’t claim to be native unless you have proof, the holiday party is almost here and increase pay for all teachers! Cats speak English, Pat the…
- S1 Ep328: The San Francisco Treat · 1 h 27 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 328The holidays are here, eat some weevils, we love a mullet and Zach had a nice breakfast. Crystal had an oops, there’s something strange in the neighborhood, don’t flush honeydew…
- S1 Ep327: AC Transit Belt · 1 h 53 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 327Get your Holiday Hangout tickets, old episodes are crazy, Crystal loves dirty bears and grief is weird. Growing up without parents is hard, don’t gamble with Pat, some kids need…
- S1 Ep326: Christmas Committee · 2 h 12 min · Řada 1 Epizoda 326Earthquake! Happy Birthday Carolyn, we had a garage sale and no more pennies. Teeth are a luxury, Christmas is cancelled, churches aren’t walking the walk and art theft is so…
