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S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending
S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending
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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
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- S2 Ep375: Jamaican Happy Ending · 1 óra 6 perc · 2. évad 375. epizódVeterans deserve better, soup can be dangerous, scars are cool but vandalism is not. Interviews in Singapore, Christmas excitement, British bad habits and things people cannot…
- S2 Ep374: I Need Some Privacy · 59 perc · 2. évad 374. epizódLev was emotional, Pat had some photos done, Peez doesn’t want to be normal and Grey is a great name. Wear socks with your shoes, men should move to an island, some…
- S2 Ep373: Happy Birthday, He’s Engaged · 56 perc · 2. évad 373. epizódIt doesn’t feel like Halloween, doctor’s scales are liars, always thrift wool and Brian is dead. Hippos love pumpkins, being cringe on IG, maga minaj is embarrassing and age gap…
- S2 Ep372: If It’s Sticky, I’m Not Buying It · 1 óra 15 perc · 2. évad 372. epizódI want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask. Lev and I get into…
- S2 Ep371: Humbled by Taco Bell · 1 óra 19 perc · 2. évad 371. epizódA $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job interviews, and knowing when to apologize…
- S2 Ep370: You’re a Fed · 1 óra 7 perc · 2. évad 370. epizódYour first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some…
- S2 Ep369: Would You Cheat On A Murderer ? · 50 perc · 2. évad 369. epizódFall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really…
- S2 Ep368: Use Your Nose · 1 óra 6 perc · 2. évad 368. epizódTrust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat…
- S2 Ep367: SilverDaddies Support Group · 1 óra 23 perc · 2. évad 367. epizódWelcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes…
- S2 Ep366: Lindsay Is Innocent · 1 óra 1 perc · 2. évad 366. epizódPat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a…
- S2 Ep365: Disgusting Habits · 1 óra 43 perc · 2. évad 365. epizódPat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil…
- S2 Ep364: Dick Doctor · 54 perc · 2. évad 364. epizódKids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a…
- S2 Ep363: P**sy Injections · 1 óra 6 perc · 2. évad 363. epizódGetting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun…
- S2 Ep362: Thursday Is Orange · 59 perc · 2. évad 362. epizódOld people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more…
- S2 Ep361: Evil Rice · 1 óra 20 perc · 2. évad 361. epizódIsolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush…
- S2 Ep360: I Got Hacked · 1 óra 8 perc · 2. évad 360. epizódA weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost…
- S2 Ep359: Dirty Mackin · 1 óra 2 perc · 2. évad 359. epizódPat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check…
- S2 Ep358: Meet The Host · 49 perc · 2. évad 358. epizódHappy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join…
- S2 Ep357: Who's More Elegant · 1 óra 9 perc · 2. évad 357. epizódSummer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal yawn and put on a bra. For weekly bonus…
- S2 Ep356: We’re Not Animals · 1 óra 28 perc · 2. évad 356. epizódSummer break has started, Bunny is turning 18, some wild documentaries and Peez needs a band-aid. Don’t declaw animals, no eye contact, figging not fogging and humans need two…
- S2 Ep355: Her Other Mom ft Natalia Durazo · 59 perc · 2. évad 355. epizódWelcome Natalia! Being a true LA girly, early face tattoos, being allergic to THC and recreating hood classics. Running multiple businesses while honoring a relatable upbringing…
- S2 Ep354: "Naked Woman" ft Alex Kekesi w PornHub · 1 óra 6 perc · 2. évad 354. epizódWelcome Alex! Surround yourself with creatives, long live Mook Life, debunking harmful PH rumors and SW is hard work. Unexplained censorship, viewers can spot a fraud, reviewing…
- S2 Ep353: 7-11 Dance Off ft 2 Soliid · 1 óra 10 perc · 2. évad 353. epizódWelcome 2Soliid! Becoming an award winning braider, teaching incarcerated women, the importance of multiple hustles and staying out of trouble. Processing grief, social anxiety…
- S2 Ep352: You're Scaring The Hoes ft Abe · 1 óra 48 perc · 2. évad 352. epizódWelcome Abe! Home school, the Bay Area’s weird white culture, Juggalos and a respectable scam. San Francisco’s shift, gentrification, Swamp Storiez reveal and we hate Walnut…
- S2 Ep351: Chili Finger · 1 óra 3 perc · 2. évad 351. epizódWe’re keeping our jean jackets, tattoo is finished, medication adjustments and a wild hospital visit. Mother’s Day was rough, boys are becoming “hot”, chili trauma and pandemic…
- S2 Ep350: Blame The Worms ft Jaymee · 1 óra 11 perc · 2. évad 350. epizódWelcome Jaymee! RIP Midnight, a weekend getaway, wild birthday parties and permanent effects of SSRI’s. Scotch tape is more useful than we thought, watch your mouth, bring back…
- S2 Ep349: Zoom Out ft Mykillah · 1 óra 35 perc · 2. évad 349. epizódWelcome Mykillah! Stay Golden, we’re becoming the Jetsons, love makes you softer and a medication journey. Early perimenopause, loving yourself, the guilt of success and skin…
- S2 Ep348: Wash Your Panties · 1 óra 12 perc · 2. évad 348. epizódWhere are the gas boosters, too many hats, hurts to walk and our girl is getting surgery. Bring back executions, my time with a Little, don’t eat inside McDonald’s and horrible…
- S2 Ep347: Crying In The Donut · 1 óra 49 perc · 2. évad 347. epizódThey can’t arrest us all, the church is on the way, Stephanie was combative and social anxiety is crippling. Waking up to an actual nightmare, what happened to Ashlee Jenae…
- S2 Ep346: Dicksappointed ft Jose - EXPLICIT · 1 óra 47 perc · 2. évad 346. epizódWelcome back Jose! Living vicariously, sniffies action shots, men catfishing and passionate making out. Making it clap, danglers, hidden glory holes and the feeling of poppers…
- S2 Ep345: Granny Pants ft Elrod (@mexakitsch) · 2 óra 20 perc · 2. évad 345. epizódWelcome Elrod!! The exhilaration of a thrift score, Pat’s grown woman foot, moving to the Bay Area and understanding that failure is a lesson. Creating an arsenal of skills…
- S2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx · 1 óra 30 perc · 2. évad 344. epizódWelcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older…
- S2 Ep343: Freaky Furs ft Deltrice · 50 perc · 2. évad 343. epizódWelcome Deltrice! RIP Myspace, St. Patrick’s ugly history, prayers for Lev and DJ Fresh’s keen intuition. Growing up with a natural gift, the introduction of Bella, hometown…
- S2 Ep342: Horny Poetry ft Miss Ashleigh · 1 óra 18 perc · 2. évad 342. epizódWelcome Miss Ashleigh! Great minds think alike, growing up in the country, ancestry surprises and psychology studies. Radio shows, spoken word, navigating the mental side of sw…
- S2 Ep341: Woman of Leisure ft Sexy Nelly · 1 óra 39 perc · 2. évad 341. epizódWelcome Nelly! Gas station hostage, sickness is going around, intro to the game and girls are sexualized EARLY. Always trust your gut, spicy online content, working for a service…
- S2 Ep340: Three Day Run · 1 óra 9 perc · 2. évad 340. epizódBeen a busy girl, unexpected visitor, great Bay Area representation and Gavin should stop talking. A local kidnapping, pray for Mexico, RIP PeeWee and don’t be rich and play…
- S2 Ep339: Rub Maps ft Alyssa · 2 óra 0 perc · 2. évad 339. epizódWelcome Alyssa! We love good maintenance, are women the gross ones, men will do anything and a provider does not want your man. Don't discuss too much on the phone, creative new…
- S2 Ep338: Not Mething Around ft Jose · 1 óra 44 perc · 2. évad 338. epizódWelcome Jose! Super Bowl weekend , fold your clothes, we don’t understand numbers and college is hard. Neighbors being ridiculous, driving ticket tips, Kraft singles and surprise…
- S2 Ep337: Not My Stud ft Jaymee · 1 óra 46 perc · 2. évad 337. epizódMeet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens! ❤️ Follow…
- S2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello” · 1 óra 8 perc · 2. évad 336. epizódIt’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic…
- S1 Ep335: Boston Beckham · 2 óra 0 perc · 1. évad 335. epizódCrystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike…
- S1 Ep334: Jacosta · 1 óra 35 perc · 1. évad 334. epizódPeez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad…
- S1 Ep333: Happy New Year 2026 · 1 óra 21 perc · 1. évad 333. epizódNice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM. For bonus…
- S1 Ep332: A Christmas Miracle · 2 óra 2 perc · 1. évad 332. epizódDisclaimer: we’ve experienced some technical difficulties this week so our apologies for the sound quality!! They have since been corrected so next week will be great! Christmas…
- S1 Ep331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug · 1 óra 33 perc · 1. évad 331. epizódPat is sick, telepathy is real, it’s ok to be a gremlin and the holiday party was LOVE. Christmas can be every day, let’s play QVC, POTUS finds a new low and perimenopause…
- S1 Ep330: Do A Bump · 1 óra 42 perc · 1. évad 330. epizódPat is the grinch, we hate inconsiderate neighbors, check on your mom if she screams and 67 is not a devil number. Dressing for attention is over, always use the correct wipes…
- S1 Ep329: Dirty White Gremlin · 2 óra 7 perc · 1. évad 329. epizódCelebs will always let you down, don’t claim to be native unless you have proof, the holiday party is almost here and increase pay for all teachers! Cats speak English, Pat the…
- S1 Ep328: The San Francisco Treat · 1 óra 27 perc · 1. évad 328. epizódThe holidays are here, eat some weevils, we love a mullet and Zach had a nice breakfast. Crystal had an oops, there’s something strange in the neighborhood, don’t flush honeydew…
- S1 Ep327: AC Transit Belt · 1 óra 53 perc · 1. évad 327. epizódGet your Holiday Hangout tickets, old episodes are crazy, Crystal loves dirty bears and grief is weird. Growing up without parents is hard, don’t gamble with Pat, some kids need…
- S1 Ep326: Christmas Committee · 2 óra 12 perc · 1. évad 326. epizódEarthquake! Happy Birthday Carolyn, we had a garage sale and no more pennies. Teeth are a luxury, Christmas is cancelled, churches aren’t walking the walk and art theft is so…
