Ironing out the Kinks
av Luke & Chelsea
Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident
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Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.
Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
🎙️ New episodes every Friday
🔥 Top 3% podcast globally
🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows
🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts
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- Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident · 59 min · Episode 62From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving…
- She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60 · 1 t 6 min · Episode 61What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to…
- She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59 · 1 t 2 min · Episode 60From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside:– A…
- I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58 · 53 min · Episode 59From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside:– A guy who gave a drunken…
- I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57 · 1 t 1 min · Episode 58This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to…
- I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56 · 52 min · Episode 57There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t…
- I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55 · 45 min · Episode 56This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside:– The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m…
- We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54 · 49 min · Episode 55This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside:– A 20-year anal standoff finally…
- We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53 · 46 min · Episode 54This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom. Check out all…
- He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52 · 54 min · Episode 53This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got:– A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence– A…
- He Hid His Ex’s Engagement Ring… While Planning a New Life | Ep 51 · 58 min · Episode 52This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history. Inside:– A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds…
- I Squirted All Over His Xbox | Ep 50 · 55 min · Episode 51Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that…
- He Blew Raspberries on My Clit… Then Came Like a Warhorn | Ep 49 · 60 min · Episode 50We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye…
- Got a Dick Piercing for the Lads… Then Tapped Out Mid Shag | Ep 48 · 57 min · Episode 49From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally)…
- I Came in the Car… Then Crashed It | Ep 47 · 1 t 3 min · Episode 48From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a…
- He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46 · 1 t 2 min · Episode 47This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range…
- She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45 · 1 t 4 min · Episode 46This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire. We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women…
- He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44 · 1 t 20 min · Episode 45This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that…
- Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43 · 1 t 10 min · Episode 4400:55 Tinder Talk09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?
- Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42 · 1 t 7 min · Episode 43This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener…







